Perfection

I know this makes me a hypocrite,
But I really am fed up of it.
I'd like to complain about the complaints,
That, this lovely app, do taint.

I want to hear a poem of love,
An animal tale about a dove.
A poem about the dark side of life,
Or how a hero made it through strife.

A joke created by the person who posts!
A joke about butter, and honey on toast.
A story about a snail, who gets stuck up a tree.
Or an elephant that rides around on a flea.

I want everyone to get along,
To unite in story, in poem, in song.
A perfect place, where no shadows lurk,
But, in practice, that just won't work.