"Goodnight honey," I said as I got up to go to bed.
I'm trying to make the marmalade jealous.
"Goodnight honey," I said as I got up to go to bed.
I'm trying to make the marmalade jealous.
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14 years old. Female. British. Likes to rhyme. Is addicted to Teh Internetz.
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