Ed_Marsden

Ed_Marsden

2012-04-23T19:16:54

Joke

"I make those metal bits that hold up umbrellas", said a spokesman..

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-22T11:28:09

Durrrr

People who preach equality and then claim that an "elite" are running things, don't really get it..

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-21T13:32:24

Fact

Penguins can jump as high as 6ft in the air. Michael Jordan can only jump 4ft..

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-21T11:14:40

Oyster

One day an oyster had all the food in the sea for himself, but he wouldn't share it because he was shelfish..

4 3 22 words

Ed_Marsden

2012-04-20T15:36:27

Untitled

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end..

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-20T13:00:38

Untitled

I am only what time and circumstances make me.

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-19T18:34:43

Untitled

Money hasn't got owners only spenders. Omar.

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Ed_Marsden

2012-04-19T13:07:05

Untitled

What we do in life echoes in eternity. Gladiator.

4 0 9 words