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"I make those metal bits that hold up umbrellas", said a spokesman..
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Ed_Marsden
I'm not listening to you. Your crazy. London
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Durrrr
People who preach equality and then claim that an "elite" are running things, don't really get it..
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Fact
Penguins can jump as high as 6ft in the air. Michael Jordan can only jump 4ft..
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Oyster
One day an oyster had all the food in the sea for himself, but he wouldn't share it because he was shelfish..
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end..
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I am only what time and circumstances make me.
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Money hasn't got owners only spenders. Omar.
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What we do in life echoes in eternity. Gladiator.
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