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We All Hate Auto Correct

We all hate autocorrect or pretype

If its not bad enough a person finishing your sentences, it's a gadget, a phone telling you No! Your words are wrong - "you want this word" then throwing in complete dribble.

I am obviously so thick that I can not string s sentence.

I sent a message to a friend which was suppose to say
"hey I want to meet up with you for dinner lets have a little fry up? "

My phone sent this
" Hey I want to abduction you for dinner lets have a kitten fry up?"

My friend who happens to be a cat lover see the funny side and replies "please don't abduct me, can we not have normal food?"

Ok so I should have read it back, but sometimes your just so busy!

And I mean honestly should parents over the age of 55 really be given a device with auto correct

This message from my mum

"Hey mum ok to pop over to yours for dinner? How's your new phone? Xx"

"yes darling, I've finally figured how to work the cockslap which makes it a lot easier but haven't got any craps"

"Mum cockslap? Seriously some things I shouldn't know"

"O no Capslock, Capslock!!! Haha
Stupid phone. And that's no apps I have no apps - embarrassed - delete that. Sausages, mash and gravy for dinner x"

I would love to hear any auto correct stories you have ;)

Edhum3

@Edhum3

Just spreading some words

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I texted my dad saying "hey poops gone to feed the dicks see you soon saz" it was supposed to say " hey pops gone to feed the ducks saz" - needless to say I had a text back "wtf Sara Louise" x

@sara_lou haha that's superb - its worse when it's your parents x

@Edhum3 yeah the worst is when you text your parents something by accident that was meant for someone else x

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had "Hahahahaha" come out as "Mugabe" in the context it was really inappropriate. But @MelchiorJ13 is the best at this - "porn" instead of "poem"!! 😂😂😂😂

Eg. I really liked your porn 😂😂😱😱

Hahaha great! What about 'yeah I'm really sick at the moment, I have a headache and a snotty armpit' :D @mali_kate

Auto correct sucks! 😂my problem is sending texts to the wrong ppl that can be embarrassing lol 😱

@naaviie that is awesome! So freaking funny! 😂😂😂

@sjw know that problem too well! 😔

@naaviie yup.... 😂😂😂 worked even better when I complimented your Dragon Porn 😂😂😂😱😱😱

I WANTED to write: you would of come in second. But instead I wrote: you would of come in scones !!!

I would write a word/sentence, and it will change my word, though that's what I wanted i t to say... So have to delete it and rewrite it 'til it just stays there xD But, i don't really hate autocorrect, I quite like it - don't have to bother with punctuation marks sometimes and it's really useful for when I'm in a car! But yeah, it can piss me off sometimes...

I despise auto correct! 😜😜but u can actually turn it off in settings

My dad sent me a txt saying 'I got the boob job' when apparently it was ment to say 'I got the food job!'

@Tizzy @mpallister24 this was just for fun 😜 autocorrect and I have a love hate thing going on lol

@Janflower such little gems that brighten our day ☺

@Edhum3 @awesomeannie @MelchiorJ13 @sara_lou @sjw @ZephyrForza @naaviie I think it's safe to say that the little humour autocorrect brings concludes - its a necessary evil 😄

Me and my friends were going to the fair and I sent her a message saying "I want to fish for a fuck" I was meant to say duck haha

@BethyBoo haha that's excellent it is if the gadget knows which words to replace to completely mess with your message.

@Edhum3 Ah ok, lol

Well, I meant to send to my friend 'Hey, my dogs eating the peas I grew! Come look xx' but I accidentally put 'Hey, my dog is eating the peans I grew! Come look xx' so it decided to send 'Hey, my dog is eating the penis's I grew! Come look xx' p

@MysticallPixie02 haha in an ideal world a girl could grow her very own penis's lol

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