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Eemas82

Appreciator of tea and cocktails, books, make-up, and all other manners of geekdom.

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2012-04-23T17:45:30

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Be England what she will, with all her faults she is my country still. Charles Churchill Happy St. George's Day everyone!.

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2012-04-17T23:06:49

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Breaking news: Police raided Kermit's lily pad last night & found Hundreds of naked pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen..

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2012-04-16T21:50:30

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, he became a butterfly. Proverb.

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Eemas82
2012-04-09T22:23:13

Adventures In Rainy Running

As a person of a seriously non-athletic persuasion, one week into my running challenge (to be running 5k by the time I turn 30) today was a big struggle.

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Eemas82
2012-04-08T20:58:34

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We are not a codfish. Mary Poppins.

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Eemas82
2012-04-08T20:30:11

I See The Moon

I see the moon, and the moon sees me. The moon sees the somebody I'd like to see. God bless the moon, and God bless me, And God bless the somebody I'd like to see.

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