Eggy2000

Eggy2000

2012-05-29T20:17:17

Untitled

Is just me or is it damn hot today?!.

8 10 9 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-27T21:26:43

Reposting

What does reposting mean?. I have no idea what it is!!.

8 4 11 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-22T21:34:03

The Vampire Slayer....

One day, Dracula was walking down the street, when a scotch egg hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. So he carried on walking. Then a sandwich hit him.

12 3 84 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-16T07:30:23

Shoes

Miss: Alan you've got your shoes on the wrong feet!. Alan: But Miss these are the only feet I've got!!.

18 11 20 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-14T18:53:59

Knock, Knock

Who ever invented the knock, knock joke should win a no-bell prize!!!!!.

6 2 12 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-13T10:47:18

Untitled

Live life as it comes.........or little monsters will come while you are sleeping and feast on your brains!. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa.

4 2 19 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-07T17:21:43

Untitled

Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Orange, Orange who, Orange you glad I got rid of all those apple.

4 4 32 words

Eggy2000

2012-05-06T20:19:30

Stand-up Comedy

I tired to do stand up comedy but I got tired so I had to sit down..

8 6 17 words