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EllaGlover

Hullo all! I'm 13, a Yorkshire lass and nature loving :]

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EllaGlover

Goodbye

I'm going to stop coming on Opuss now as all I can see us depressing things and I joined Opuss for happy jokes, poems and blogs, so goodbye and good luck..

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EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Grrrr!

Why are all the sad depressed things getting the most likes. I know they're good and well written- but I thought us Opussers were a happy bunch. Am I right or wrong?.

6 2 32 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Worry

If you CAN solve your problem, Then what is the NEED of worrying. If you CANNOT solve your problem, Then what is the USE of worrying?.

8 0 26 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Time

You don't realize how much time you're wasting until you've wasted it..

0 0 12 words
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EllaGlover

It's A Paradox!

"You Don't Know You're Beautiful" is a paradox. :O Let me explain. The song states that "you" don't know you're beautiful, and that's what makes "you" beautiful.

2 0 45 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Psychotherapist

Take the "the" out of psychotherapist..

6 9 6 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Got Ya ;)

I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said moment after awkward. Well this is awkward..

6 2 25 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Raise Up Lights

If you say "Raise up lights" really fast, it sounds like "Razor blades" in an Australian accent..

0 0 17 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Phone Signal

When your phone has no signal and you go all Lion King on it..

4 0 14 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Opuss

Please let me go to sleep Opuss, I like sleep. -.-.

6 4 11 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Loading Bar

When the loading bar gets to 100%, I thought that meant whatever it was loading was finished, not let it carry on for 5 minutes afterwards. When it's full- its finished!.

8 3 31 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Aaaaah!

My opuss says i'm following 42 people. I'm not. :O.

2 2 10 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Opuss Mark 2

I just had a brilliant idea. You know opuss is kinda cat themed and for writing, how about a second opuss with a dog theme and it would be for pictures eh?.

2 3 32 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Meh Second Rant

Well, one person enjoyed my rant and that's good enough for me. Annoying people she suggested, so here goes. Right, annoying people. Hmm, ah I know.

0 3 260 words
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EllaGlover

Cat Race

Ok, there was a swimming race between a cat called "Un Deux Trois" and a cat called "One Two Three". Which cat won. "One Two Three" because the "Un Deux Trois" quatre cinq!.

10 0 33 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Happy Ranting

I bet you never thought there would be an opus called happy ranting, ay.

0 7 432 words
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EllaGlover

Heh Heh ;)

Look left -----------> you failed ;).

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EllaGlover
EllaGlover

The Awkward Moment

The awkward when you said moment in your head. ;).

2 0 10 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Fat Twat

Fat twat, Fell flat, Went splat, Fancy that!.

4 0 8 words
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EllaGlover

The Italian Job

"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!".

6 0 10 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Life

"If you are living your life without giving an "f", you are only living a li[ ]e." --Toonick.

4 0 18 words
EllaGlover
EllaGlover

Easy Peasy Butterfly Buns

You will need: •125g self raising flour •125g caster sugar •125g soft butter/margarine •2 eggs •2 teaspoons vanilla essence •120g icing sugar •Another 60g butter for icing 1.

8 0 300 words
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EllaGlover

Light

Only in the darkest night, Will you ever find the brightest light, Run and fly and flee you will, But it will find and kill, kill, kill..

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