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Fandoms are like Religions - you do not offend them if you are not prepared to be mauled..
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FeralNyxen
Everything in Life has the potential to be funny, it's just most if us are blind to it.
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"Listen here, students, water is very important. If there wasn't any water, we would never have learned to swim and would have all drowned.".
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Read "The Book Thief". Start swearing in German..
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I seem to have two personalities: The animalistic dark one And the peaceful quiet one..
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"Come to Africa," they said. "It's winter." they said..
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The first of your summer exams: "I'm gonna try REALLY HARD, and get the HIGHEST SCORES!" Last of your summer exams: "Oh f*ck it.".
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Chess
Life is like a game of Chess - the better your opponent, the better the game..
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Hunger Games
I'm so obsessed with the Hunger Games that I don't recognize the word "capital" unless spelt with an 'o'..
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It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..
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Your aim should never be 'to die for the person you love'. It should be 'to live for them'. Because, seriously, how much use are you to them if you're dead?.
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The funniest thing about love is watching the two people deny the fact that they are in love..
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Immature
You're scrolling down your Facebook feed and looking at the pictures of your 'friends' and you think to yourself, "And they call ME immature...".
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Homework
I want to do my homework but I keep getting distracted by all this awesome stuff around me!.
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Crazy
"No no no, you see, your Highness, there are two types of Crazy. There's the "Omeegod I'm in the Same Room as a Prince" kind of crazy.
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Titanic 3D
My dad and I were going to see the Titanic 3D, and he said, "No matter how many times I watch that movie, they never see the damn iceberg in time!".
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Sometimes I look at the stars and think, "I'm so small. I'm simply a speck of dust compared to the moon, or the sky." And yet I am here, I'm alive. I can love, I can breathe, I can live. I am Me.
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Greatest Lessons
The greatest lessons in life come when you least expect them to..
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Ying and Yang
Without day there is no night, Without wrong there is no right, Without the sky there is no earth And without death there is no birth.
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Algebra
My maths teacher wrote one day: "Notice that we are not interested in what the object is, just it's cost.".
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Facebook Friends
There are 3 kinds of people on your 'friends' list: - Your friends. - People you sort-of know. and - The people who really make you wonder, "Why the heck did I add them in the first place?".
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Hazard
Now it's official - I'm a health hazard to all loving creatures with the exception of mammals..
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Young and Old
We live in the age where the Young try to be older, and the Old try to be younger..
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School
Every weekday morning I get up and sit there, contemplating all the reasons why school is a waste of time..
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Two Twins
Hate and Love are like two twins - hardly distinguishable by but a line between them, but as different from each other as night is from day..
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Library
I wish I had a huge library in my house. Not for reading, but just for the sake of feeling intelligent as you sit there surrounded by books..
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Hogwarts
Whoever named the wizard school "Hogwarts" had one heck of a skin problem..
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Fear
Fear is the torturer of the soul, a fiend who is wished to be banished from the heart, blocked from the mind, expelled from the body.
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House Phone
Every time the house phone rings, I freak out and think its a serial killer..
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Mankind
-"There's a reason why it's called 'MANkind'." -"Yeah, the first syllable was lost in translation.".
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Three Questions
Wondering in the dark, It has come to my attention Why and how so many things We elude to mention. For example, why does ice Melt to water and not gas.
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Hate and Love
Fear and Hate will drive you forward, But Love will save you in the end..
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