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Florentino

Farmer, basketballplayer, big brother, teen, interested in sports, curls, loves books, norwegian mother, english father, Manchester United fan, tall and handsome ;)

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Florentino
Florentino
2012-08-26T22:21:29

Thousand Legs

What has a thousand legs, but no pubic hair. First row at a Justin Bieber concert.

6 0 16 words
Florentino
Florentino
2012-07-12T01:51:40

How To Win Rings

Offense wins games, defence wins championships.

8 0 6 words
Florentino
Florentino
2012-07-12T01:45:11

Footballers In Rugby

Footballers can't play rugby, they're too attached to their helmets.

10 3 10 words
Florentino
Florentino
2012-07-11T18:37:10

The Greatest Baller

A great baller is not a man who can score against the ones that are taller, but he is also the one who can take care of those that are smaller.

6 0 31 words
Florentino
Florentino
2012-07-11T09:32:16

Joke

Want to hear a joke. Lil Wayne.

4 0 7 words
Florentino
Florentino
2012-07-11T07:44:01

Waffles

A person which loves not, likes not and wants not a waffle may burn in hell - WaffleGod.

4 0 18 words