Blonde Joke

'A blonde buys two horses. Se can't tell them apart.

A neighbour suggests that she cut the tail of one. That worked fine until the other horse got his tail stuck in a bush and tore. It now looked like the other horses tail. Our friend got stuck again.
The neighbour suggests that she notch the ear of the horse. That worked fine until the other horse got his ear caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend is stuck.
The neighbour suggests that she measure them both for height and when she did, she was very, very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches higher than the black horse.'
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