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Hanni

I'm a Girl from Copenhagen, Denmark.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-06-13T15:43

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Right now it is 16:42 in Copenhagen. What about you?.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-06-13T14:00:29

6 Celebrity Facts

1. Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) has a Master's degree in electrical ingeneering. 2. James Buchanan was the only bachelor president. 3. Michael Jackson's middle name is Joseph 4.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-30T14:04:11

Lots Of Riddles

Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs. From his ducks.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-30T13:40:11

How Many?

Knock Knock Who's there . Harmony . Harmony who . Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ?.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T19:10:18

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You say you love chocolate but you eat it all the time. You say you love the window view but you close the curtains. You say you love the wind but sometimes you close the window.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T18:37:14

Naming The Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T18:12:14

Elevator Magic

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T18:07:32

From A Mother With Love

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T17:56:59

Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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Hanni
Hanni
2012-05-23T17:45:49

My Doggie, Sprout Scout

My doggie jumped out, I wanted to shout, My mother asked him: "Sprout?" I awnsered her: "Scout!" Ok that was REALLY strange. Just wrote somehing..

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