Think About It
If Pinocchio says my nose will grow now, will it?.
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If Pinocchio says my nose will grow now, will it?.
If you want to make someone sound less powerful add 'DJ' in front of their whole name for example Abraham Lincoln • • • DJ Abraham Lincoln Credit to some guy on Comedy Central.
The only reason I open the fridge is to think..
How do prisoners make friends. "Dude can I have your CELL NUMBER?".
How do you organise a space party. You PLANET!.
DON'T THINK TOO MUCH. Otherwise you'll create a problem that was never there..
Some people are like clouds, when they leave it's a brighter day..
Schrodinger's cat is wanted dead And alive..
I used to be great at math till they mixed it with the alphabet..
You know you've won an argument when the other person replies "whatever"..