Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Got my first driving lesson on Sunday. So excited. Waited all my short life so far to drive so envious of those with their faithful, albeit sometimes temperamental, four wheeled companions.
It's a good feeling when you finish your course work. Not having deadlines hanging over your head. Now for a little LoTR celebration <3.
It was super Saturday at Crufts yesterday, my fifth year there enjoying the shows and abundance of dogs. Gun dog day too with the deserved winner of the LABRADOR.
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey.
Apologies for my last post I just ranted =) Anyways for the funny text my friend just sent me this 'Today I gave so few fucks I'm now owed one fuck' Of course I replied with 'Be careful near dark...
Today can go in the bad days pile right at the very top. It's been shit from beginning to end but I've been very smiley and optimistic (at least trying to be) to make everyone a little bit happier.
When I was a kid my favourite piece of clothing were my dungarees, homemade, and I went everywhere in them. Now my life is complete just bought a new pair!.
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet..
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer.
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an.
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers. Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets..
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for aparticularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be..
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?".
I dreamt I was a dog. Running full pelt through the long wet grass, enjoying every moment as it came and went, not a second of my existence spent worrying about a future I knew nothing about.
Had so so so much fun working on the Vulcan bomber.
'Sleep ... The death of each day's life' - Macbeth.
Pancake day tomorrow. =P My birthday Wednesday. =P CAKE ALL ROUND. =P 66666 ___| | | | | { . _ . _ . _ . _ . } __{ . _ . _ . _ . _ . }__ `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`.
Starting on 18th March for one week I will be working on the Vulcan bomber aeroplane at my local airport!. =O SOOO EXCITED!.
If I told you I was drunk, Drunk on your smile Or wasted on your eyes And most of your wine. Would you be kind to someone so shy. Or take advantage of me tonight. 'Cause I, I swear I wouldn't mind.
Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. (My great uncle and his wife). It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
I'm walking on a broken roof while looking to the sky. - La Roux.
Of those Harry Potter fans out there you will recognise the spell I'm sure. Cast over a Boggart to transform it into something humorous.
You know you've had a good childhood when you can recite most of the words to Toy Story and so can your mum ;D.
[Gollum] We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false. [Smeagol] No. Not master. [Gollum] Yes, precious, false.
[Pippin] It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking..
Chap 2. We searched the floor desperately for any sign of Frodo but nothing was there. We went to the last place we saw him and nothing was there to suggest Frodo was there in the first place.
Ok so my friend and her boyfriend split up last night (as you would expect she came into school seriously teary) and we went into assembly (as you do) during said assembly the teacher taking it was...
OMG!. I have a reply from the publishers I sent a sample of my work to here is what they replied; Thank you for sending to us a sample of your work.
Well today was the day of the dreaded English Literature and Physics exams. Clash of the titans as they're affectionately known now. English wasn't bad, wasn't good... Although feel good about it.
When everyone says you're wrong, stick two fingers up, turn around and carry on. - Scouting for Girls - Downtempo.
Exams. Exams. Exams. Bleeding exams. Three to look forward to... MATHS ON MONDAY MORNING!. Hell really will be a place on earth that day -_- Then on Friday I have a whole day in isolation.
Hey guys this is the LotR fanfic type thing. This is a trial if you think I should continue tell me through either means.
I've been thinking; I know I haven't finished my story 'Who Am I?' on here due to MAJOR writers block and I know that starting another story usually helps me (strange but true) so I was wondering if...
Sometimes... When you cry... No one sees your tears... Sometimes... When you are worried... No one sees your pain... Sometimes... When you are happy... No one sees your smile...
<Merry sits at table with pint, Pippin double takes> [Pippin] What's that. [Merry] This my friend, is a pint. [Pippin] It comes in pints. I'm getting one!.
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock.
[Legolas] Lembas. <nibbles a corner> One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man. [Merry] <to Pippin> How many did you eat. [Pippin] Four..
[Aragorn] Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall. [Pippin] What about breakfast. [Aragorn] You've already had it. [Pippin] We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast.
The closer we're to danger the further we are from harm. - Pippin Took.
[Pippin] Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of ... Mission... Quest... Thing. [Merry] Well, that rules you out, Pip. [Elrond] Nine companions. So be it.
[Pippin & Merry] Oh you can search far and wide, You can drink the whole town dry. You'll never find a beer so brown, But you'll never find a beer so brown As the one we're drinking in our...
Hey ho to the bottle I go, To heal my heart and drown my woe, Rain may fall and wind may blow, But there still be........
In case I don't have time to post at midnight. Happy New Year. I hope this new year brings love, wealth and shows you the way for your life to be a happy one =) Good luck. Enjoy..
Home is behind, The world ahead. And there are many paths to tread. Through shadow. To the edge of night. Until the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade... All...
I LOVES PEREGRINE TOOK!. Aka Pippin Took For those who don't know a hobbit from Lord Of The Rings =D (Billy Boyd).
Happiness is not a journey but a way of life..
FRODO. PIPPIN. MERRY. =D ahh my favourite hobbits =) (Don't care much for Sam) Having a Lord Of The Rings marathon =D.
My uncle after watching the last Merlin had this to say: "A watery bint handing out weapons is no basis for a government!".
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!.
You can't scare me. I'm a coward I'm always scared. - Arnold J. 'Smeghead' Rimmer.
We collided with each other in the middle of the car park.
*Insert swear word of choice here, then another then another etc* (Repeat until blue in face or bored) Finally get to say something to him, he smiles, almost laughs, about to ask something him or...
Anyone got any tips for starting a conversation with a guy.
Delilah P.O.V. Hope surged through me. I was going to be saved. I didn't care who it was so long as I was out of this room. A couple walked in wearing pristine white contamination suits.
LET'S GO STEELERS LET'S GO. Just fancied a little chanting for my favourite ice hockey team SHEFFIELD STEELERS!!.
Lewis P.O.V.
Has iPhone. Downloads snake....
If you can't do great things, do small things in a great way..
Hello single life. Deary me how I've missed you. No worries just me, my best friend and school to worry about. FREEDOM. As much as I liked being in a relationship it didn't feel right. It was wrong.
OMG... After my post So...
... Went to a party yesterday... And quite a lot of them were shit-faced (as you'd expect) ...
3 Men I know will never let me down. EVER. 1) My Dad 2) My Brother 3) James Bond.
Lewis P.O.V. The whole station suddenly became a hive of activity, everyone was rushing around some on phones others running out to the cars.
Delilah P.O.V. I had lost all sense of time, it could've been five minutes I've been sat here, ten, twenty or just two.
On 11/10/12 I went to see Michael McIntyre live at Sheffield Motorpoint arena, just 7 rows away from the stage.
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane when the stranger turned to her and said 'let's talk.
I. HAVE. STANDING. TICKETS. TO. SEE. MAROON 5. LIVE. NEXT. YEAR!!!. THEY ARE LIKE NY FAVOURITE BAND THIS YEAR IS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!.
Delilah P.O.V. They dragged me down a long, windowless corridor, the walls changed from the grey concrete to pure white tiles as we passed through a pair of doors.
Delilah P.O.V. Rough hands dragged me from the safety of Lewis' body, I tried to prise them off of me but to no avail. I screamed Lewis's name.
So I was at a party Friday night, playing truth or dare/Spin the bottle. Every time someone said "Dare" (which we all did) the host yelled "Make Jordan pregnant!" Jordan is a guy I should tell you.
I am in possession of THE FINAL MAXIMUM RIDE BOOK!!!. =O I have spent years and years obsessed with this series. My Day Dreams, my thoughts and what I say revolve around this book.
Last nights celebrations Haha well there were drinks, twister and fancy dress and a whole heap of laughing. Now that is one way to celebrate five years of friendship and our results.
I has a megaphone... What for. I don't know I just wanted one and I got one because of my good grades hahaha oh I love my dad.
Today couldn't get any better. I got my results which means I can do any A Level course I want. AND I can do motor vehicle on a Wednesday at my new school!!. Dream becoming reality!!.
Maths - A Geography - A English Language - A English Literature - A Biology - A Chemistry - A Physics - B Design & Technology - B Business - Distinction star ICT - Distiction!!.
It's my GCSE results day tomorrow... Freaking out!. I'm excited, scared, nervous, everything!.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein.
Hey guys I edited a bit of Who Am I. Part 18 Nothing huge but maybe you should read before reading part 20 which will be up some time today.
Oh Freddie <3 Oh John Lennon <3 WE NEED YOU BACK!!. GOD WE'LL TRADE THEM FOR ONE DIRECTION & JUSTIN BIEBER!!!.
I woke the next morning and was greeted with a room I didn't recognise immediately.
Just thought I'd say... WOOO LAKERS ;) .
I may be changing my username just so you guys know ....
Lewis P.O.V. The doors closed with a thunderous bang behind us all as we waited for him to begin.
We walked out together into the living room our fingers knitted together collapsing onto the sofa still under the intense glare of Eddie.
Don't you just love how there's no restrictions on books.
"You were bundled in the back of a car?" Garry repeated shocked his eyes sparkling strangely.
Garry and Eddie were stood in the doorway, a furious storm brewing in both their eyes. Their eyebrows were pulled together angrily and their mouths dropped open forming almost perfect o's.
So meant to be going to Coventry as soon as we're close to getting to our destination what do we happen across.
Lewis wrapped his arms around my waist from behind me as we stood in the entrance.
His lips were soft yet hard against mine as he kissed me gently at first. His eyes were closed and his hands were firmly on my hips pulling me into him.
We stood together letting me calm down, his hand running up and down my back gently. "You ok now?" He asked quietly.
"WAKEY WAKEY DELILAH!" Eddie shouted from somewhere close in my bedroom. I jumped, from laying down which in itself is something to be proud of, about a foot high, landing heavily back on the bed.
Well for two weeks I apologise for not updating as I'm going on me holidays =D .
Wow, chapter 11 is up there on the Internet read please I'm close to 100 pages and this is suddenly becoming so real that I am so close to finishing and getting it published!.
Oh my god guys Maroon 5's new album is like so fricken awesome!!!!. Honestly it's like =O love it!!!!!. Very catchy songs definitely the poppiest album they've made and it's awesome!!!.
There we have it... England's out of the Euro's!!. If I'd have been the manager things would definitely been different!!. Shit Rooney would've been off hell he wouldn't have started!!.
I started pacing again. I had to take little steps though, since the extremities of the room were pretty small. I needed to know exactly what has been going off for all these years.