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HrDoktor

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Elephant

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Groucho Marx.

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Mom

Happy mothersday. I love you mom!.

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Sleep

Start composing Decomposing Do i have a choice. Just writing whats in my head... I miss you, son. Love you... All these nights away from you makes me sad. Good night, go to sleep. I know i wont....

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The Dog

-I bought a dog once... -Named him Stay -"Come here, Stay!" -He's insane now.

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Rainbow

"If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain" -Do you know wich great philosopher said that. -Dolly Parton... -And people says she's just a pair of big tits. David Brent.

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