There once was a man from New York
Who's favourite thing was to eat pork
He ate and he gorged
On boar after boar
'till one day he collapsed on the floor
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There once was a man from New York
Who's favourite thing was to eat pork
He ate and he gorged
On boar after boar
'till one day he collapsed on the floor
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