Ideas
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.” - Paula Poundstone.
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IamLenaD
Hey :) I'm Lena and I am 12 years old. I love listening to music and playing on my iPod xD
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Stories by @IamLenaD (10)
Be Happy
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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Getting Old
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” - Bob Hope.
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Vending Machines
The Vending Machine Theory : "Stuff tastes better when it falls"..
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Without Me
Without me, it's just aweso..
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Tips to reduce weight
First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat..
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'Never Try'
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it. -Steven Wright.
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Stay In Shape
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen Degeneres.
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Children
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up..
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