Girl writing endless supernatural love stories in Guernsey. I like to write the darker stuff, but I do a lot of quotes too. MASSIVE Muse fan :)
I hate it when we have to analyse poetry at school. I often find that a poem is like a joke or a frog; once you dissect it, it dies..
I hate when people much thinner than me say that they're 'fat'.
90% of the time, when someone texts 'gtg' they're just bored of talking to you..
People think I'm shy because I don't talk much or participate in conversations. The truth is I don't give a f*** what they're talking about..
Don't you hate when you're watching a film with your parents and they talk constantly?.
When you just walk along the street carrying an empty wrapper because you can't find a bin....
Anyone else zone out mid-conversation and pretend to know what the other person is saying?.
*puts iPod on shuffle* *skips through fifty songs*.
How is it that when someone asks you your name, which has been your name all your life, you still go 'uh' before you tell them?.
He reminded me of a shackled beast at first, the man that life dragged my way. His bloodied, raw wrists were incased in choking chains, every bit of him was beaten, bruised and bleeding.
Haven't posted on Opuss for...argh, I don't know..
(In a debate over watching Saturn 3 or Deep Space 9) Sheldon-I suggest rock paper scissors...lizard Spock. Raj-What. Sheldon-Oh, It's very simple.
Turn to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you- Maori Proverb.
Black. White. Red. Colours of a joke he recalled, but now there was no laughter, only his own screams as he ran, ran forever through the Hell he'd fallen into. No way out, no way back.
Sometimes it's impossible to separate the twins of love and pain, so the only way to carry on is to suffer one for the other. -Me.
For some reason I've always found this funny. 'Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face?' -Lady Olivia, Act One Scene Five of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night..
Cats don't mind sharing the bed with fellow cats, as long as the area is equally divided between them.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..
Live slow. Die eventually. Leave an indifferently attractive corpse. -David Mitchell.
What is this thing they call normal. Is it contagious. OMG DON'T TOUCH ME. I might catch your normal. Anonymous.
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have had a really bad day before you died.
The world is full of interesting coincidences, e.g Life's short is an anagram of rifle shots. Lex S..
Possibly one of the greatest descriptions of cheese ever, from QI Season 7 Episode 10 David Mitchell- It's gone off already. I mean, cheese, basically, hasn't it.
I open my eyes for the first time, But I never saw her face. I hear people speak for the first time, But I never heard her voice. I don't know who she was, But somehow she is everything.
Perform a song. Those three words often reduced me to a state similar to a vegetable. Maybe a potato. On a good day, a leek.
Amy: Who are you and what do you want. The Doctor knows you but he's not telling me who you are. And he always does. Takes him awhile sometimes but he tells me. So you're something different.
"You gotta fight back someday, Laura." Jo said. I agreed with her, but I was biding my time. It would be so perfect that she would accept defeat. Hopefully. Let's call it a work on progress.
A boy. At first, I didn't know what was so special about him, but when I looked closer I recognised him from somewhere...yes.
(On QI, Series 7 Episode 4.) Rob Friends of mine back in Wales, quite a few of them, have got Welsh . . . It's not a famous voice, but it's a Welsh sat nav, which basically goes, you know . .
Can anyone give me some feedback on chapter one because I've never posted a story before and not many people read my writing, so I need some opinions. Thanks :).
I put romance as the category because it comes later on, but it's mostly drama and a little bit of satirical humour. Introducing the life of me, Laura Collins.
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. Victor Hugo.
A friend will help you move a sofa. A good friend will help you move a body. Your best friend will help you move your good friend's body. -Anonymous.
Amy: One little girl crying. So. The Doctor: Crying silently. I mean children cry because they want attention. 'Cause they're hurt or afraid. When they cry silently it's 'cause they just can't stop..
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter.
'Pain is a weakness. Never allow yourself to be controlled by it. Never admit that you feel any. If you do, you have lost.' A rather depressing quote from an evil character in one of my plots.
Beautiful people don't know they're beautiful. People who think they're beautiful don't know that they're not..
"By all means continue destroying my possessions.
(Watson sits down on a couch next to Sherlock, who is only wearing his bed-sheet) Watson-Are you wearing any pants. Sherlock-Uhhm, no. Watson-Ok.
"We are in Buckingham Palace, the very HEART of the British Nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your TROUSERS on!" -Mycroft Holmes, A Scandal in Belgravia..
Watson-Of course. Why didn't I see that. Sherlock-Because you're an idiot. Oh, don't be like that. Practically everyone is..
"Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country.
It's a common misconception that when you're utterly drunk, you fall over a lot. WRONG. When you're drunk, the floor comes up to hit you in the face. -Anonymous.
Not quite. Whoever said that obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. -Anonymous.
The Doctor: Oh, what’s this then. I love this. A big flashy lighty thing. That’s what brought me here. Big flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. Give me time.
Don't just look at art, see it. Don't just hear music, listen to it. Don't just read a book, explore it. Don't just live your life. Enjoy it. -Lex Soulsby.
They say you can't live without love, but I still think that oxygen is more important. X. X \ 0.
Xander. If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie.
Anya: Crap. Look at this. I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, and more cash than I can reasonably manage… Xander: That means you're winning. Anya: Really. Xander: Yes.
'But I don't understand, I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this, I mean I knew her, and now she's...there's just a body, and I don't understand how come she just can't get...
It came because it couldn't stand to watch your children cry. What if you were really old, and really kind and alone. Your whole race dead, no future. What couldn't you do then.
Drip, drip, drip.
Last night I lay on my bed and gazed out at the stars, wondering- 'Where the heck is my ceiling?!'.
Sometimes in life you get those moments when you fully realise how small you are in the working of the universe.
Lanning (on Police Recording): Ever since the first computers, there have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols.
I suppose we've always been afraid of the dark. The way it creeps round the corners and seeps under the doors.
If it moves, it's biology, if it smells, it's Chemistry and if it doesn't work it's Physics..