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2012-04-17T21:59:56

Riddle

What am I. The rich need it, the poor have it You can't survive eating it. It is greater than god, worse than the devil.

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2012-04-17T21:56:23

Look Out

A man walks into a changing room and starts to get changed into trunks. A woman asks: why are u getting changed here. Man: where else would I change, in the corridor...

4 0 40 words
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2012-04-16T21:01:18

Tiger Or Me

What would happen if I met a tiger on my way to school- I would run away Why. To save the tiger Because there are barely 1400 tigers left today. Otherwise you guys know me..

2 0 35 words
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Intense
2012-04-16T20:46:37

Dangerous White Part 2

I was about to pass out, when I heard a scream full of fear closely followed by the howl of a wolf: it sounded as though it was about to attack. The sounds gave me strength to carry on.

4 0 268 words
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2012-04-16T20:01:45

Magic Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...

2 0 138 words
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Intense
2012-04-16T20:00:28

Magic Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...

4 0 138 words
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Intense
2012-04-16T20:00:08

Magic Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...

2 0 138 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T23:54:30

Untitled

There was a woman from Calais Who loved to do ballet She fell flat on her face It was a disgrace Oh that woman from Calais.

4 0 26 words
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2012-04-15T22:18:49

Untitled

In 30 years it won't matter what clothes you wore or what you did. What will matter is what you learned and what you made out of it..

6 0 28 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T22:16:49

Untitled

Surround yourself with who you want to be.

4 0 8 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T22:12:12

Untitled

When you lie in bed after a incident wondering what else you could've done..

2 2 14 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T21:50:51

Untitled

The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..

8 2 20 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T21:45:04

Dangerous White Part 1

There was snow falling all around. Whitening everything for as for as you could see. I looked over to the window toward my mum.

4 0 139 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T21:35:25

End

The end itself isn't nearly as important as what got you there..

4 3 12 words
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2012-04-15T21:30:41

Stairs

Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.

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Intense
2012-04-15T15:53:38

Sickness?

A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".

18 1 37 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T02:15:43

What Is Love?

" Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without.".

2 0 16 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T02:01:31

Classic Insult

During a lecture a student stands up and walks out. The professor asks why he walled out. His friend replies "sorry sir he has a habit of sleepwalking.

16 0 28 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T01:46:50

Air Freshener

A blonde was driving very dangerously on the road.

14 1 57 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T01:40:20

How Did They Make Ladies Girst?

Once 2 lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl didn't..

6 1 14 words
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Intense
2012-04-15T01:38:40

Girls Make Millionares?

A well known fact..... A woman can make a man a Millionaire.... But...... Only if the boy used to be a Billionaire.

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