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What am I. The rich need it, the poor have it You can't survive eating it. It is greater than god, worse than the devil.
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What am I. The rich need it, the poor have it You can't survive eating it. It is greater than god, worse than the devil.
A man walks into a changing room and starts to get changed into trunks. A woman asks: why are u getting changed here. Man: where else would I change, in the corridor...
What would happen if I met a tiger on my way to school- I would run away Why. To save the tiger Because there are barely 1400 tigers left today. Otherwise you guys know me..
I was about to pass out, when I heard a scream full of fear closely followed by the howl of a wolf: it sounded as though it was about to attack. The sounds gave me strength to carry on.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...
There was a woman from Calais Who loved to do ballet She fell flat on her face It was a disgrace Oh that woman from Calais.
In 30 years it won't matter what clothes you wore or what you did. What will matter is what you learned and what you made out of it..
Surround yourself with who you want to be.
When you lie in bed after a incident wondering what else you could've done..
The reason why girls want boyfriends... So the can blame the when something goes wrong and give god a break..
There was snow falling all around. Whitening everything for as for as you could see. I looked over to the window toward my mum.
The end itself isn't nearly as important as what got you there..
Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.
A girl said to her boyfriend "im not feeling well today" He replied " to bad I was thinking we could go shopping" Girl says " I was only joking ;)" Boy says " so was I".
" Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without.".
During a lecture a student stands up and walks out. The professor asks why he walled out. His friend replies "sorry sir he has a habit of sleepwalking.
A blonde was driving very dangerously on the road.
Once 2 lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl didn't..
A well known fact..... A woman can make a man a Millionaire.... But...... Only if the boy used to be a Billionaire.