Boater on Lancaster Canal. I love cookery programmes, pubs, pub meals and my cat! Studying for BA (Hons) History with the Open University.
When Lady Penelope swoons, Her chest pops out like balloons. The butler stands by, a glint in his eye, And pops them back in with warm spoons..
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed..
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.