@Jingles

Are We There Yet?

Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: no Kids: are we at home yet. dad: NO. Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: if you two ask one more time I'm turning this car around. Kids: are we at home yet.

@mia10

Lol

There were 3 men in a bar.One sang me me me.Another sang knife and fork knife and fork.Another sang she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop.Then a policeman walked in and...

@sheriffof0

Gravity

When my mum used to ask why my clothes were on the floor of my room I would always say "gravity, mum. It's gravity.".

@parys86

Amazing Asians:

NO matter how amazing you are at something , there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better... .

@beckyirving

If You Don't Understand It, Read It Out-loud...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. ~ You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!.

@ellystyles

Joke

My brother burnt all my mr men books last night. No more mr nice guy..

@ellystyles

YOLT You Only Live Twice Believe in reincarnation.

@Noogie77

Knock Knock

Knock, knock Who's there I don't know I don't knock who I just told you I don't know a joke.