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JazzCav

I'm an aspiring actor, theatre and film. I like Mime, Clowning and any other movement based performance. I like music and poetry but I'm not great at either. Overall I just want to make some sort of an impact somewhere :D

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JazzCav
2012-12-20T17:22:51

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Happy Holiday everyone. Have a great Religious festival of your choice. For me, I'm an FSMist so I'll be celebrating Holiday :).

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2012-11-25T15:22:20

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There's only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words 4 you, I LOVE YOU. ❤.

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JazzCav
2012-11-21T08:05:57

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It feels great to be back on Opuss, I'll be putting loads of poems up, I promise!.

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JazzCav
2012-11-20T20:22:15

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All our life we try to be smarter than we really are... ...being a clown is about being stupider than we really are..

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JazzCav
2012-11-20T20:20:26

Clown

I went to a clowning workshop recently. The goal of a clown is to fail, but still be serious. A clown must always be serious, ALWAYS.

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JazzCav
2012-11-20T20:10:43

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Knowledge and Power are the same thing... ...you can't have one without the other. Are they the same?.

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JazzCav
2012-11-17T15:42:02

Apology

I'm back, I have no excuse. I was too busy with life but boy have I got some inspiration. I've been doing loads of theatre stuff and just living life. But I'm back now, watch out Opuss. Here I...

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JazzCav
2012-06-14T08:08:40

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Hey guys. Last exams today, Science and Religion. I'll be back... ...don't touch My pizza....

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JazzCav
2012-05-31T15:29:48

A Quick Apology

Hi everyone, I'm truly sorry that I haven't posted anything up recently. I have state exams to study for but they'll be over next week. I'll do my best to catch up then!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-21T19:59:15

Heroes Of The Night 11

"Are those snakes?" Kitty asks me in a whisper. "Where?" I reply. "Over there in the corners." "I think your right!" The corners of the walls are covered in snakes.

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JazzCav
2012-05-20T13:29:50

Heroes Of The Night 10

Here's mine but don't forget to check out @CuriousCat. After a few more kisses we pull away. There's a rustle in the bush. Kitty squeaks and jumps into my arms. "It's just the wind!" I laugh. "Oh, eh.

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JazzCav
2012-05-19T21:00:55

Heroes Of The Night 9

So sorry for the late post, Opuss stopped working on my iPod and I've been swamped with work but it's finally up. Sorry @CuriousCat, I'll make it up to you!!. I toss down more fruit.

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JazzCav
2012-05-15T20:52:40

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Stop being a snob with ya music It's made to be heard man, anyone can use it Ya get so damn precious sometimes It's just rhythms and rhymes and melodies in time!!!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-14T21:52:25

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I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink a lot and maybe I'm a genius or maybe I just think a lot. -Scroobius Pip.

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JazzCav
2012-05-14T20:58:30

Heroes Of The Night 8

Remember to check out @CuriousCat. Kitty's leaning in to kiss me. She kisses my forehead. It tingles. Her lips start to get warm. Kitty's lips start melting. I open my eyes. Her face is melting!!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-13T16:49:47

Heroes Of The Night 7

Two in one day?. Now way!!. Well you get more if you check out @CuriousCat !!. We're finally at the campsite. It was an enjoyable bus ride. Kitty and I just talked the whole way.

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JazzCav
2012-05-13T10:57:54

Heroes Of The Night 6

Make sure you check out @CuriousCat's side. (sorry for the late post) What a weekend it had been. Turns out that Kitty is the crime fighting superhero Miss Curious.

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JazzCav
2012-05-12T16:07:02

Heroes Of The Night 5

Make sure you keep up to date with @CuriousCat's side of the story. I guess I have to tell her. "Kitty, as you've probably guessed... Yes, I am the superhero that's been around.

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JazzCav
2012-05-10T21:25:41

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Peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches are the best. .

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JazzCav
2012-05-10T21:01:31

Heroes Of The Night 4

Check out Kitty's side of the story too, @CuriousCat I climb in the window. One of the dealers managed to escape but I caught him again eventually. I'm so tired. My head hurts so bad. What time is...

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JazzCav
2012-05-09T22:13:22

Heroes Of The Night 3

Remember to read Kitty's side of the story, @CuriousCat !!. Where the hell did she go?. How did she manage to just slip away without my noticing. She's not on school grounds anymore.

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JazzCav
2012-05-08T22:32:18

Heroes Of The Night 2

Don't forget to read @CuriousCat 's version. If you don't already know, she's writing it from Kitty's point o view. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

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JazzCav
2012-05-08T19:52:02

Being Confident

I had a performing arts workshop today with a French man called Jean-Marie. There was a really insecure and embarrassed person there.

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JazzCav
2012-05-07T22:22:22

Heroes Of The Night 1

This is only my version, I'm working on this with the amazing @CuriousCat so make sure you look at her too. We're sitting on the railing, our railing, by room six, during lunch. Just me and Kitty.

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JazzCav
2012-05-05T21:35:39

Note To Followers

Note to followers (and anyone else who reads this) Thanks a bunch. I had a hunch That if I joined I would find, A place where I wouldn't scare People if I gave them my mind. Thank you guys.

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JazzCav
2012-05-05T12:06:38

Embarrassed?

There's no shame, we're all the same!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-05T10:56:55

Morning Air

It feels so fresh, It has a taste, It's perfect!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-05T10:32:31

Life

Life is not a race but a journey to be treasured each step of the way: Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. ...that is why we call it the present....

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T22:50:12

Poem From My Ex

Go away give me a chance to miss you, say goodbye it will make me want to kiss you, I love you more now your not here watching all the bad shows, drinking all of my beer, I don't want to wake up with...

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T17:00:31

@CuriousCat

Just live in hope, and you'll find the right person. A great quote that I thought I'd nab before Ms. CuriousCat. :P.

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T16:36:45

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You left me once, don't do it again. I want you so bad that it hurts when I can't, See you or talk to you..

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2012-05-04T16:32

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I was a fool when I left you the first time. (Well actually we agreed it would be best to part) I liked you back then, still do, always have. (But you were a fool when you left me the first time).

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T16:28:48

Life

He thinks life's great, nothing to worry about. He's doing important state exams this year but so far his grades are good. As, Bs and maybe a C or two. That's school, just plain old boring school.

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T15:54:06

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I may be on a diet but I can still look at the menu ;).

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T15:43:28

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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks..

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T13:57:40

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One of the prescribed objects that I can draw for my art exam is a Large Paper-clip!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T11:59:54

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I want you so much that I hurt, And I know you were treated like dirt, But that look in your eye, And I'm only a guy, So can't we do more than just flirt?.

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T11:59:54

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That look in your eye, It tells me you want something. What is it you want..

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JazzCav
2012-05-04T11:59:54

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And so one rose dies, A plumule bursts through the soil, And old rose regrows..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T20:53:09

Shoes

We had a "Funky Shoe Day" in our school today. A male friend of mine wore six inch heels and pulled them of amazingly!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:22

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Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:22

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I recently got invited to a party where the dress-code is black and white, I have plenty of black, no white. Not even light grey..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:22

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It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:21

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Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:18

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There is another theory which states that this has already happened..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:18

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Anything that happens, happens..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:18

Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

In the front of "So long, and thanks for all the fish" it says "The Fourth Book in the Hitch-Hiker Trilogy"..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T18:20:11

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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and...

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T17:21:57

Ruined Christmas

The recession has ruined Christmas, just like Hitler!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T17:20:55

Recovery

My parents have allowed me to be sick if, and only if, I recover soon. I think they are trying to be nice to me because (as my mother is on the dole) we won't be having Christmas this year..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T17:18:50

Ill

I'm ill at the moment but, as I have a State Exam coming up, my parents won't allow me to be sick..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T17:03:55

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I like when your parents suggest a day off school and you don't have to awkwardly ask!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T07:32:17

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Ceci n'est pas une pipe..

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JazzCav
2012-05-03T07:31:53

John 3:16

I'm not Christian nor am I very religious but this verse from the bible basically is all you need to know about Christianity.

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T21:27:34

L.A.P.D.

Love And Peace, Dude..

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T21:26:56

Aquarius

When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with Mars, then peace will rule the planets and love will rule the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius..

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T21:24:49

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For guys, it's bros over hoes. For girls, it's chicks over dicks. For me. It's whoever has my back over them fake ass bitches any day of the week!.

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T21:23:09

I'm Gunna Smile :)

I'm gunna smile and let you think I'm happy, I'm gunna laugh so you don't see me crying, I'm gunna let you go in style and, even if it kills me, I'M STILL GUNNA SMILE. :D.

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T08:06:16

Drawing

I've started to draw people I admire and friends, if they ask nicely..

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JazzCav
2012-05-02T08:04:56

Forgetting

I was in business class recently and we were doing accounting. I accidentally put the euro sign after the figure, like the French do. (e.g.

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JazzCav
2012-04-24T16:46:41

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All I want in life is to be happy. -KoRn.

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JazzCav
2012-04-24T16:46:08

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Opened my eyes and finally realised that all this time I've been blind..

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JazzCav
2012-04-24T16:45:14

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Well I don't see no holes in the roof for you, so find another place to fall..

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JazzCav
2012-04-18T17:41:49

My Favourite Irish Saying

Ní bhíonn saoi gan locht..

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JazzCav
2012-04-18T17:41:49

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Today in school I had a double French class. There was hardly anybody in so our French teacher decided to play a game with us.

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JazzCav
2012-04-18T17:32:42

He-man vs. God

If He-Man is the master of the universe then who is this God fellow and why is he so unoriginal?.

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JazzCav
2012-04-17T22:04:07

Opuss

I've only been on Opuss a few days but I already feel like part of an amazing community..

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JazzCav
2012-04-17T21:06:41

Theatre

Theatre is all about moving from the edge of the stage to the centre of the stage. Being good at theatre involves being comfortable in the centre of the stage..

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JazzCav
2012-04-17T21:04:27

Theatre

I am only 15 but I (think I) know what I want to do for the rest of my life, I want to act.

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T21:15:37

School

School has started and I have the Junior Certificate to look forward to in a few months so there will be less posts... ...not that many people follow me xD.

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T21:12:02

Lord Of The Rings

"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor...

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T21:12:02

J. R. R. Tolkien

The world is divided into those who have read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings and those who are going to read them..

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T19:48:11

Warning!

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, then the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T19:45:36

Murphy's Law

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong..

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T19:44:47

Experience

Experience is something you don't get until after you need it..

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T19:43:45

Good Judgment

Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment..

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JazzCav
2012-04-16T19:42:25

Demotivation

Always remember that you are unique... ...just like everyone else!.

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JazzCav
2012-04-14T21:10:28

Love

My girlfriend just broke up with me today, I love(d) her so much that I didn't ask why, if she wanted to leave me, she kissed me two hours earlier. I didn't ask why she led me to believe she loved me.

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JazzCav
2012-04-14T10:42:14

Happiness

The types of happiness are three: one that derives from material pleasures, another from glory, and a third from virtue..

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JazzCav
2012-04-14T10:38:35

Lovers From Lenesco

-Forgive me Madame, or should I say Madamoiselle. -I beg your pardon I'm afraid I don't happen to know you. -And I'm afraid I don't know you either. -Then neither of us know each other. -Exactly.

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