Mind Blown
If you ate yourself, would you be twice as big or disappear completely?.
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Jess
Jessie
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Tupac
Before we find world peace, we gotta find peace and end war on the streets.
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What if I told you...
That you can eat with out posting it on instagram... That you can use hash tags on twitter, and on twitter only... And that you can ask friend for support, not putting ';'''''(' on Facebook..
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Worries
If you can solve a problem then there's no point in worrying. If you can't solve it, what is the use of worrying?.
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Time Travel
I'm offended my grandchildren haven't used time travel to visit me. Well I just won't have kids and see how they like not existing!.
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Untitled
Why do most theatre productions feel the need to say 'goodbye' to the audience about 10 times before they actually leave?.
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Untitled
Most have 10 fingers. The INDEX to point, the RING to marry. THUMBS for approval, PINKIES for swears. And the MIDDLE one for you..
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Sound
Everyone one Opuss seems relatively smart so I'll ask a question that's bugged me for ages: 'If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?'.
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Untitled
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon....
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Dreams
Aim high and shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars..
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Attics Finch
'You never really understand people until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it'.
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