13, future script-writer director/author/egyptologist. That's all you need to know!
Open door. Close door. Scarf off. Coat off. Hair down. Run bath. Kettle on. TV on. Sit down. Drink tea. Relax... Finish tea. Stop bath. Bath time. Relax... Finish bath. Make dinner. Sit down.
If bars cannot serve drunk people, why can McDonalds serve fat people?.
If Steroids are illegal for Athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for Models?.
Think of your best friends as 25p Think of your friends as 10p Think of your acquaintances as 1p Would you rather have 100 1p; 10 10p or 4 25p. I know what one I'd prefer!.
It's that moment you most rely on to keep your faith. It's that moment you realise there is more to life. It's that moment where you forget fears and the thought of death.
I've many ideas but all are cliché. I think it's best to learn from the best.
Me: "Look, a dead bird!" Blonde: *Looks up* "Where?!?".
I can tell it's Winter. I step on the path and it's like a slide. The ice is something not to be encountered with. I look at a tree, its shoulders layered with snow..
I can tell it's Autumn. I rock on the chair, watching a leaf slowly fall, its auburn colour gently merging on the grass with its friends.
I can tell it's Summer. I wake to the early morning Sun, sending its blaze through my window. I grasp the ray, warm and shooting through my skin.
I can tell it's spring. I pick a lonely flower up on the hills. This lonely flower is young in its age. Its cowardly petals are not ready to come out yet its natural beauty shines shyly.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. This is why most women wear make-up and most men tend to lie..
The early bird might get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese..
"To do is to be" -Nietzsche "To be is to do" -Kant "Do be do be do" -Sinatra.
If a executioner kills a man for killing a man; who gets to kill the executioner?.
"Hey, thank god I met you. You left your phone at my house yesterday. I tried ringing you but you didn't pick up!".
Photographers are violent people. First they shoot you, Then they frame you, Then they hang you on the wall..
I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep..
Life is like riding a bike, in order to keep your balance, you must keep on moving. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
Health is the first of life. Wealth is the next of life. Character's courage is the best of life. Respect is must in life. Turning is the test of life. God's blessing is the crest of life.
Today, you broke your own personal record for your most consecutive days lived..
Your brain never stops growing. Therefore, your mind never stops growing. Therefore, your thoughts never stop growing. Therefore, your ideas never stop ending..
How Would You Feel. You walk into the dining room. Your parents are having a Full English Breakfast. Yum. While you are having nothing. So let's stop this.
At the start of the year, buy an empty jar. Throughout the year, if you have any happy memories of that day write them on a piece of paper and place it in the jar.
Taster of my Film Script. Chapter One. Part One. (Lightening and Thunder strike at a dark, battered & angry sea. Camera zooms in on a large area of sea from up above.
An English teacher wrote on his whiteboard "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked the pupils to correct it. All the males wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing.
To say goodbye to a friend is like having your favourite red balloon escape from your grasp. No matter what, you know you'll have to let the pain go somehow.