Joke School

@MoonshineMare

The Essay

Argh. The blank piece of paper scares me!.

@MoonshineMare

There's No Such Word As 'Can't

Teacher: There no such word as 'cant'. Pupil: Actually miss, it's in the dictionary!.

@AwesomeAoife

Teacher

A teacher was desperately trying to teach a little boy maths she said to him i have 3 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other what do i have. The little boy answered a drinking problem !.

@Dar

School

Six Complicated Hours a day Out Of Life.

@yts20

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!".

@yts20

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How. Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5. The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for.

@yts20

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework.".

@lucas267

I have a kinfeshin to make I shower nakid.