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Oh my god there a table tennis game :o Jack ingle play with himself :0 It's a jack off.
I'm 16 and I'm from watford and I make original jokes
Oh my god there a table tennis game :o Jack ingle play with himself :0 It's a jack off.
Another day another dollar, taken of me by the bully.
Why can't david guetta go fishing. Because he's always dropping the bass. Bad joke I'm sorry.
2 'o' clock on a weekday. Conversion got real gay. So I went up to my bedroom. To smoke some I you mushroom. But then I realised. My hand weren't sterilised. Then they got infected.
Man: Why do women have small feet. To stand closer to the kitchen sink X-D Woman: Why do men have small dicks. Because there cunts ):(.
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Roses are red Violets are blue You're number one Wait I need a number two.
Roses are red, violets are red, holy shit the garden's on fire!.
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon ?.
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1: Are you really that thick. 2:Well no, no I'm not. 1:That was a rhetorical question. 2:Well I have given you a rhetorical answer. 1:Now you being stupid. 2:no I'm being rhetorical :|.
Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: no Kids: are we at home yet. dad: NO. Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: if you two ask one more time I'm turning this car around. Kids: are we at home yet.