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Joecalone

I'm stuck on a desert island so I might as well recall my crazy adventures while I'm here.

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Acually is Dolan.

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A Tshirt Idea

Have a large paw shaped notepad with velcro on the back that allows you to stick it to the Tshirt so you can write on the go. #tshirt.

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Joecalone

A Tshirt Idea

Have a large paw shaped notepad with velcro on the back that allows you to stick it to the Tshirt so you can write on the go. #tshirt.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 5 (part 4)

The "thing" slumped to the ground. We stepped inside the door. The walls were white tiles with streaks of crimson blood staining them.

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Joecalone

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Do you ever have that moment when your teacher makes an obvious grammatical error that nobody seems to notice, you want to correct him/her but are afraid you will be jeered for doing so.

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Joecalone

Opuss Is Red

Opuss is red, AppStore is blue, I love writing, I like reading too. By: Joecalone.

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Joecalone

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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.....

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Joecalone

Get Creative

Here's a blank space, get writing. | \/.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 5 (part 2)

Bob moved closer to the door, the moaning grew louder. He turned the handle. The sight that greeted us was the most horrific and disturbing thing I have ever seen, and wish to unsee.

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Joecalone

Facebook Is Like Prison

Everyone else is doing it so heck, I'm going to jump on the quoting bandwagon, just this once though:.

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Joecalone

Proof

If the bible states "all men are liars" and the bible is written by man, doesn't that mean religion is fake?.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 5 (Part 1)

Warning: this next diary may be a bit scary/disturbing, don't read if you don't like blood. (Don't worry, it's only for this diary) I woke up Bob, he took his laser beam sword thingy and his cape.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 5?

Hey everyone, before I can write the much anticipated desert island diary 5, I'll need your opinion on what should happen:. 1: Joe and Bob find a sinister underground laboratory.

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Joecalone

Not Today

Sorry guys, I didn't have a chance to write a desert island diary today. I'll write one tomorrow. I promise :-D.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 4

As I awoke to the sound of crickets chirping, I noticed something. My stomach grumbled. I was hungry. I grabbed one of the leftover bananas and started to peel it. Bob was still fast asleep.

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Joecalone

New Ideas

If anyone wants something to happen in the new desert island diary; please comment with your idea. If I like it enough, I'll use it and give you credit at the end. : ).

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Joecalone

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So is the plural of an opuss "opusses" or "opi" ?.

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 3

I crept up towards the palm tree, coconut in hand. Then, the monkey did something that shocked me. "Jedis don't eat coconuts" called the monkey. He could speak. And he's a Jedi!.

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Joecalone

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Do you like creative, fun and exciting indie computer games. Then you'll love minecraft. Go on, google it..

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 2

Well,I made a tent out of banana skins. I found a strawberry milk pond. Tasty. I'm going to try and catch Bob today.

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Joecalone

Pioneers

This is us. The "pioneers" of this app. We are a small, but well built community of kind, intelligent people. I do want this app to grow more popular but always remember: You helped this app grow..

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Joecalone

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You're brushing your teeth. You notice fingerprints on the mirror. Slightly annoyed, you try to rub them off. They are on the other side of the mirror......

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Joecalone

History

"Those who do not learn history, are doomed to repeat it.".

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Joecalone

Think About It

The statement below me is false. The statement above me is true..

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"I wunce thunk gramer was reely imortint. But now I reelise that its stoopid. If you ar gud at gramer then your a weerdo." This is why I hate Facebook.......

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Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 1

So, I just woke up. My ship is wrecked. Seagulls caw above me. I have a headache. Do coconuts act as aspirin. Why am I here. This sand is hot, I need to find shelter.

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Joecalone

Evoloution

What is it that drives us human beings. Is it a soul. Or is it just our organs. Why do we feel emotions. Think of how far we've come. From tiny organisms to dominant humans.

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Joecalone

An Idea

Once upon a time, a normal guy/girl like you or me had an idea. It wasn't a life changing idea, but it was a good one. Some people liked it, the idea grew. It grew further and further.

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Joecalone

Some Day

I know some day I will die, like others have done before me. What they did with their lives was up to them but, considering we all die, and let's just say that's it; there's nothing after that.

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Joecalone

The World Of Me

Sometimes, I wonder if this world is just some sort of training simulation, designed just for me. Maybe you've ever had déjà vu. I think it's when they've changed something. Who knows.

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