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Monster

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Puns

If quitters never win and Winners never quit Then where did the saying Quit while your ahead Come from.

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Snowman Joke

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman Answer: frostbite.

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Love

Love is like a pack of cards A heart to love her A diamond to Marry her A club to hit her And a spade to bury her.

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Old Insult

Roses are red Violets are blue I am pretty What the hell happens to you.

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