Jon Collins, 22, engaged to my Bootifuls Laura :) father to our little Chubb Chubb James, he's amazing, servant for two cats, poppy and dio :) music lover, wrestling, gaming, KaW nerd :)
How's this for a possible invention... A belt buckle with a todger (penis) holder, just whip it out and let it rest, lazy pissing ftw!!. Lack of sleep no good for mans brain..
16:28 19/04/12 James Adam Thomas Collins was born and me and my partner couldn't be happier.
His pregnant girlfriend (yes, me) has decided it maybe worth correcting Jon about the misquote he put up from me....
They roam the streets on two wheels, their laughing and shouting strikes fear into the hearts of the everyday man and woman, soon the pavements we walk on won't be safe, Britain is being taken over...
Early morning, Friday 13th, My eyes still sting from the lack of sleep, My mouth dying for a coffee, I arise out of bed and run Laura a bath then walk towards the kitchen for that morning fix of...
''I'm not perfect but I'm perfectly happy with who i am'' ~Erm...dunno.
''You go near that pie and they'll be trouble. Stay away from the pie!'' ~My pregnant girlfriend.
After Max Payne being released onto the app store, it got me thinking about other games that should be ported to the iOS platform and Abe's Oddysee should definitely be ported in.
''We don't do walking away'' ~Rangers FC fans.
If cats could talk, they would at least ask before making me a bed for them to sleep, nothing worse than needing a wee wee but not wanting to move because two sleeping, purring cats have decided your...
''Always be nice and polite and carry the materials to build a bomb'' ~Being Human.
''So throw your diamonds in the sky, we'll stay gold forever'' ~Bring Me The Horizon.
Kingdoms at war (KaW) is a massive multiplayer online game, free from the app store, on the surface it's simple, grow your kingdom, battle other players and complete epic battles with your clan...
''Hear me now, words I vow, no fucking regrets. Fuck these chains, no god slave, I will be different!'' ~Machine Head.
Wrestling...it is real damn it. And WWE wrestlers are the toughest around, Shane McMahon fell 50ft to the concrete floor and lived.