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Jourdan

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-22T21:44:47

Addictions

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~Author Unknown.

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-20T22:08:36

Umm..

So alrighty...

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-17T22:37:29

Stalker!

I was stalked today by my underwear they didnt leave me alone for 1 second they even sat on my foot in the bathroom shall i call the police. >:{.

10 0 30 words
Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-17T22:15:13

Tommy Jones

No matter what life brings you Your always be perfect in every way ~Tom Jones~.

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-11T00:45:36

Boobies

These boobs are made for bouncin', that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boobs are gonna bounce all over you.

10 0 23 words
Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-11T00:36:18

To all men

Just a reminder. I belong to no one, I am owned by no one, I answer to no one. If I give you my time, it's a privilege, not an obligation..

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-11T00:33:38

I have Feelings that your never understand

It hurts to get out of bed in the morning. It hurts to go through the day with a smile on my face. It hurt to know that you'll never understand my pain...

4 0 33 words
Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T17:08:40

Best Friend Forever

Your the Best Friend a girl could ask for, you never judge, always have my back, make me laugh when all I feel like is crying, I Love You....

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T17:05:58

Problems

When the going gets tough, make yourself realise that no matter what your problem is, someone is and always will be fighting a harder battle..

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T16:52:51

Dont!

Dont lose your last breath for a guy as an apology He destroyed your life, broke your heart What he deserves is a slap. and thats all he needs Simple no words!.

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T16:50:18

Untitled

What happened to the past ?, The 90's were clean for teenagers they'd get a job and parties were you dont have to worry if theres a phone in there pocket so you can push them in the pool..

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T16:40:14

A Smile Can Light Up THis While World

A smile is the best medicine Always look forward because one day your past will knock you down hard. Smiles are like laughs but without noise.

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T16:29:15

Love is worser than you think

Love can be the solution to all problems But it can also be the problem to your solutions D:.

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Jourdan
Jourdan
2012-04-08T16:24:08

Love Yourself

Dont hate yourself because your a certain shape, Love yourself the way you are, Dont judge a book by its cover, No amount of surgery will make you look good, More natural ways can help you!,.

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