I know where you live
Latin's a dead language. As dead as it can be,. First it killed the Romans. And now it's killing me. Latin's like my appendix,. It's not used anymore,. That is why I wonder,.
One day a man walked into a cave and found some chocolate bread. Suddenly he heard a voice say "Do not eat the chocolate bread!". The man was so scared he ran away.
This ones about my great x. Auntie: To Brighton came he, King George the 3rd's son. To be bathed in the sea, By famed Martha Gunn. I didn't write that. I'm not even sure who did!.
A man walks into a bar, Ouch!.