You Don't Need A Parachute
You don't need a parachute to skydive; you need a parachute to skydive twice..
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Junioo
Living my secret life hidden from everyone I know's eyes... Shhh! I'm a secret! Kik-Junioo
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Thought VS Learning
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. - Confucius.
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Embrace imperfection.
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Do What Needs To Be Done
Do what you have to do. Don't care what anybody thinks. It's YOUR life. Live it..
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Random
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine..
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Me:
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..
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No?
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love - Albert Einstein.
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When Life Gives You...
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
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Dancing In The Rain
"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain." - Unknown.
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Just Think Of Me...
Just think of me as the Barbie you will never get to play with..
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Barbie wants to be me..
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Spotlight
Everyone gets a chance to be in the spotlight at some point in their life... ... You can have it when I'm done..
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I did what I had to do in order to find happiness..
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Yep
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere..
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Wild One
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face..
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Girls
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones..
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4 things
Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog..
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Beautiful girl, on top of the world. Don’t fall down, because an angel should never touch the ground..
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Nah, idgaf
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but the answers are probably all wro-" "I don't care, thanks!".
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Always
Whenever I pack for a vacation, I always feel like I'm forgetting something... And I'm right..
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Crap!
"1...2...3... SMILE!" "Did you take it yet?" "Crap, it's on video!".
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Dear Brain
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between being hungry and bored. Sincerely, I'm getting fat.
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"You should've came with us!" "Well, inviting me would be nice...".
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Bitch...
I'm not INSULTING you, I'm DESCRIBING you..
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OMG
Call me a slut, call me a whore, call me whatever, I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake, say that I lie, say what you want, you won't see me cry.
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Courage is not absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the frightened do not live at all..
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Forever is now..
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You can't have my heart, my doctor said I would be dead without it. - Drake.
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There's always gonna be evil people in the world who just do negative shit. - Nicki Minaj.
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SWAG
S - She W - Wants A - A G - Gentleman.
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...Sooo...
...You're my drug and I'm addicted....
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I love it when you know somebodys secret, but they don't know that you know, and you know that they don't know that you know. .
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Whyyy?
I was eating oreos and i was dumping it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now I'm just staring at the glass wondering why bad things happen to good people.
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Dear McDonald's Cashier
Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look. There is no age limit on happy meal. … And don't forget the toy..
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*hats Off*
Teacher: "Why are you galning during my lesson?" Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?".
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No.
That moment when you year someone else call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like... o.e No..
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Boreeed
Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
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Thank You Stupid
WITHOUT stupid people, we would have no one to laugh at. Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution..
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So You Think I'm A Freak?
So you think I'm a freak. Now, ask me if i give a damn. Bitches.
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My graduation speech:
"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you.".
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Etc.
What does 'etc.' really mean. End of Thinking Capacity.
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My Daily Rutine
My daily rutine: Get up, be amazing, go back to bed.
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"hey.."
He said his girlfriend was the craziest bitch he ever met. I said "Challange accepted.".
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You're Fucked?
Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one help you once you're fucked..
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You're So Negative
People who say money cant buy happiness obviously don't know where to shop..
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I Wanna Be More Than Friends
You and I are more than friends... We're like a really small gang..
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Wtf?
I look at people sometimes and think..'Really. That's the sperm who won?.
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Y U So Serious?
Don't take life so seriously.. It isn't permanent..
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They See Us Talking, They Hatin'
Strange conversations with your best friend that no one would EVER understand..
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Scars
We can't take it, can't stop it, But that's the way we are. The world is fighting against us, We got our proof, a scar. They left us, they broke us, And now we're all alone.
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Be[you]tiful
It's better to be hated for what you are, Than to be loved for what you're not..
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There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it & surround yourself with people who makes you Laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus...
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O_O
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me.. I'LL TRAIN YOU!. Make your appointment today!.
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You make me wish I had more middle fingers..
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Ohyeah
Be friends with stupid people; feel like genius all the time..
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OK
It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right..
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When life puts you in tough situations, Don't say WHY ME. Just say TRY ME!.
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Choose
You have to choises To live or to simply exist..
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The Circle
Every girl wants a nice and caring guy, but when they find him, he gets friendzoned, and they run after the "bad guys". Always. I'm not saying that I'm not doing that. Not at all. It's just...
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Amen
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring..
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Dear Girls
Don't cry over a guy, Let a guy cry over you, 'Cause girls give and forgive, And boys get and forget..
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Oh...
Sorry, I don't speak whore.
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YEY!!
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from ME!.
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Real Love
A reporter asked a couple, "How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?" The woman replied, "We were both born in a time when if something was broken, we would fix it... Not throw it away...".
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I torture myself with depressing music when I'm sad..
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"No measure of time with you will be long enough, But lets start with forever.".
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Forever is now..
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The Greatest Loss
Someone once said that death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside of us while we live..
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Freedom
Freedom comes where freedom is wanted..
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"Live life for the moment, 'cause everything else is uncertain." – Louis Tomlinson.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind....
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Deal With It
I'm a teen. I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have privat things on my phone. I go to bed late & I'm crazy about one person..
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Future Weddings
"I now pronounce you husband and wife; you may uppdate your facebook-status.".
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A real friend is someone that Walks in When the rest of the world Walks out..
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✌YOLO✌
Laugh your heart out Dance in the rain Cherish the moment Ignore the pain Live, Laugh, Love Forgive & Forget Life's too short to be lived with regrets..
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Life's A Rainbow
Everyone wants to be happy, Nobody wants to be in pain, But you can't have a rainbow, Without any rain..
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When nothing goes right, Go left:).
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Everything good in life is either ILLEGAL, FATTENING, or BAD..
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I Love You
I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, I'll tick you off, I'll say stupid things and take'em back, but put all those things aside and you'll never find a girl who cares and loves you more Than me..
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WARNING!!!
WARNING!!. You might fall in love with me..
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Key To Be Old And Wise
To be 'old and wise', you must first have to be 'young and stupid'..
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Love
Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it..
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The best feeling is when you look at him, & he's already staring..
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Running Away
Sometimes you have to run away just to see who will come after you..
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Dear Me
Dear me, You are the sexiest thing that has ever walked this earth. Love, me❤.
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way..
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Silly
On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid..
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I'm not crazy, My reality is just different than yours..
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Easiest like that
I think it's funny how we always makes things easier. We chose to believe things, 'cause just finding out the truth is a process we'd like to avoid.
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As much as I say it's "his loss".... Deep down I know it's mine too..
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Why should I make you a priority in my life, when I'm clearly just an option in yours?.
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”I'm Fine”
It's funny... We know ”I'm fine” is one of the biggest lies ever, but yet, we still believes it..
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YOLO
It's better to regret something you did, than regret something you didn't..
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Why run back to someone who do not care, 'cause if they did care, they'd never let you leave in the first place..
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She can paint a lovely picture BUT... This story has a twist Her paintbrush is a razor, and her canvas is her wrist.
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To My Haters
To my haters: Have you noticed that 'Awesome' ends with 'ME' & 'Ugly' starts with 'U'?.
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...Liar...
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon..
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Creepy... monsters...
I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of the monsters..
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Back the f-off!
Why are some guys so disrespectfull?. I'm not an object and you don't know me, so dont call me "babe, sweetie, girl, cupcake" Back the f-off!.
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Big girls need big diamonds..
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