Sophio

@albisher

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!.

@thatgirlwhostillikesthebeatles

CAUTION: I'm a faggot

it's 4:23 I really have to pee. South Park is on tv. and Stevie nicks is making shit noises. now excuse me while I go cry..

@shanazella

New Years Resolutions

1) to laugh more than cry. 2) to love more than hate. 3) to dance more than standing still. 4) to seek more than pry. 5) to see the possible more than the impossible. 6) to win more than loose.

@ciuss

When you start asking yourself whether something is right or not, it means that deeply inside you already know the answer. You just don't want to admit you're wrong.

@Wewillbebright

I hope for new changes But for things to stay the same Is it too much to ask. For the new years day. Can I have no pain More pleasure And someone who cares.

@xxcourtnix

Ours

Everyone will pass their judgement, About me and you. And everyone will try to tear us a part. No matter what I do. And I hope were ever the sun shines, it's beautiful.

@lenellen

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going better. It's not. -Dr. Seuss.

@tetti2

Mask

M ake up trowled on hiding any natural beauty you have, A ll attempts to disguise your true being, S ouless finish mirroring your peers, K illing individuality and truth..