Hi I'm Kathy and I case you all were wondering yes I am mentally crazy, you all can blame it all on my crazy brain here. 'Its not my fault you can't keep blaming everything on me'. You wanna bet? 'Fine then, I bet you can't blame everything on me'. What do you think I'm doing RIGHT now brain? 'I don't know'. Blaming everything on you duh! 'Whatever I'm leaving you can write things on Opuss without me'. Yay! She's gone now!!!!! So I can write whatever I feel like without her bugging me about it!
I hear you yell, You yell at me, Over the phone, And you can't see. You can't see me cry, I cry out all the pain, Trying to forget, So that I stay sane.
Sitting on a chair, Looking out a window, Thinking about everything, Wondering what my life had to show.
Say hello and goodbye to people. Sometimes they think its rude if you skip that part of the conversation. Quote from @msfeline.
Peanut butter, Snickers doodles, I like cookies, So do my poodles. Sugar and flour, Butter and eggs, Short people like them, And so do people on pegs.
Things to do at Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 2.
It was a sign from God, I tell myself over and over, He saw I was in need, So He came and gave me cover.
You know I always stay up without sleeping, And think to myself, What will I do in the time being, Until I figure out myself wealth.
Follow @Aveyond please. She's writing a totally amazing story called 'The Creators' it's an adventure story, I love it and I'm sure a lot of you would like it too.
I'm standing on a bridge, I'm waiting in the dark, I thought you'd be here, Not looking in the park.
Advice of the day: Don't put the phone on speaker when your in the bathroom.
Why does everyone think that, If your beautiful on the inside, Your ugly and nerdy outside, Come with me on a mental ride.
Advice of the day: Don't wear shorts to sleep in at night if its the middle of winter.
Come inside, It's cold out there, Why aren't you home, Because you home is nowhere. You can stay with me, Until tomorrow, Here's the guest room, And some clothes to borrow.
The perfect boy, I know him well, He is my friend, As you can tell. His skin is colored caramel, His hair is a soft black, He's not the kinda boy you try on, Then hang back on a rack.
Have you ever had a 'party' at your house, but whenever someone said it was a 'party' you told them that it wasn't?.
Why is our life measured in time. Why can't it be measured in memories. Like that memory when you baby brother had his first lime.
Advice of the day: You must be honest with your friends, because if you lie to them you weren't ever their 'friend'.
Chew me up and. Spit me out. Cause that's what young love. Is all about. So pull me closer. And kiss me hard. I'm gone pop your. Bubblegum heart. I'm miss sugar pink. Liquor liquor lips.
I will not live for someone, But I would die for them..
Bring me forth Show me off Use me up Wring me out Throw me away.
I see the sky,. Up so high,. I want to touch,. Oh so much,. When there was rain,. The clouds were in pain,. I wished to make them better,. So there could be nicer weather,. And I saw the sky,.
Did you know that the color in between black and white is spelt 'grey' in England and spelt 'gray' in America. Or a least that's how it usually works....
Only Americans can turn bird watching into competition. -The Big Year.
Advice of the day: If your an employer and theirs a sign that says 'Employees Only' don't open the door.
THE dress is the best, It's wonderfully pretty, But I need a good rest, So when I wear it I'm witty.
Advice of the day: when your posting your 200th Opuss, don't put it as 'advice of the day'..
Today I bought the first pair of shoes in 3/4 of a year that don't have a heel on them.
Rule #1 Is that you gotta have fun. But baby when you're done, You gotta be the first to run. Rule #2 Just don't get attached to, Somebody you could lose.
You tanned yourself orange. No, the bottle says 'tangerine'..
Isn't it amazing when a tiny bottle of face wash lasts a whole month.
You say "Your insane!" I say "It's a side effect if being awesome.".
I had my first taste of Nutella today, highlight moment of my life..
I meet a girl who I used to do dance with when we were 6 yrs old now we are on a swim team together.
I'm not going to have any wifi from noon on Friday to noon Saturday I don't think I'll survive!!!.
I thinking about redoing the 'Confessions of a Crazed Girl' story, and I'll actually be posting new chapters, but I would change the original chapters I have, and I'd change my profile picture back...
Once Upon A Time,. There was a beautiful girl,. She always laughed,. And she never cried,. Until one dreadful night,. When a mistake was made,. She told the wrong person,. Just one little thing,.
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So I've got a problem, the fact that the world is moving so quickly it's just making the time we have seem so rushed and as a result - ya know what never mind..
I fight to save unborn baby's lives, but when it comes to my own I personally destroy it..
So now you've got a problem, just think about how many more you'll have, and how insufficient the current problem is..
So you think that you've got it bad. Think about how terrible the life of that stranger next to you might be....
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Just when you think it can't get worse *•.BAM.•* you let a year roll down your cheek in public.
I feel so crazy right now, and now I feel even crazier..
Have you ever thought that maybe they were all plotting. Plotting how to make you insane???.
So every girls has thought about suicide, but only a very few have thought as intently as I have..
Things happen, But they wouldn't have to if you weren't ever born..
I was trying to calm down, I truly was.... But then you had to open you god damned mouth didn't you?.
I think that I'm going to go insane and rip my heart out, or maybe my mind..
Have you ever thought that maybe life could be just a dream. And everybody and everything could be just figments of your imagination?.
That moment of anticipation when you think that just maybe you can go finish school early.
Life isn't fair, it's just fairer then death..
I wonder if 'The Flash' would drive to work each day in a flashdrive.
Don't you hate it when you lose something, look everywhere for it, can't find it, go buy a replacement, and then you find it the next day?.
What can be everything, but all feels the same, Can fly to the sun, And be used in a sports game?.
Advice of the day: when you wake up in the middle of the night don't decide that that's the best time to practice your tuba.
'I love you' I love you too 'What do you love about me?' *pause* Um hmm I uh love the um fact that you uhhhh 'Get the fuck out.'.
Advice of the day: When a recipe says 'Bake at 250 degrees for 20 minutes' don't try 500 degrees for 10 minutes and definitely don't try 5 minutes at 1000 degrees.
So What, I never really cared, Why would I give a damn, I don't want your thoughts shared. But you keep on talking, On and on, About how I treated you, And how you were just my pawn.
Advice of the day: When a girl says 'Your cute' don't say 'So is your ass'.
'Where are we?' You don't know where we are. 'Nooooo, just help me out here.' Well hmm, do you remember the drive over here.
Advice of the day: Don't tell a zombie he looks like hell froze over.
Advice of the day: Don't do cartwheels in the snow.
It begins with the anger, It turns into sadness, It comes out in tears, Then swells up in redness. The two marks, So simple so sly, There red and there sitting, Right there on your thigh.
Rain rain go away, Come back another day. I don't want to act depressed, I always come across as a mess.
"I collect nail polish" "I collect candles" "I collect money" "I collect scarfs" "I collect hate".
My mind races a hundred miles per hour.... But when I try to speak, it comes to a dead stop..
The symptoms of not laughing: 1. Pursed lips 2. Tense cheeks 3. Wobbling chin 4. Shaking body 5. Watery eyes.
Have you ever tried so hard not to laugh that instead you just start crying?.
Sitting with a group of friends and 'lmao'ing because their all just so funny.
I close my eyes and wonder why he was ever put on earth...
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a...
A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..
Your ex asks your friend to do something,. Your friend asks you to do it,. You ask your friends ex to do it,. They ask their girl/boyfriend to do it,. They ask their ex to do it,.
@patkoalas is my 100th follower!!!. Follow her!!!!.
Advice of the day: Never drink something that says 'Do not drink', because as much as it may seem like a dare its not..
Life sucks Always has Always will.
Advice of the day: Do not make friends with zombies..
The ants go marching one by one Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching one by one Hurrah. Hurrah.
Advice of the day: Don't wear white while mud wrestling.
Your bringing me down Down to the ground Your making me cry But I don't know why.
Amy: "Your a coward!" Sheldon: "The evidence does support that...".
Advice of the day: Don't play soccer with a bowling ball..
Watery eyes Red nose Why must I cry And never let it show?.
Under this skin made of lies I wear, I have a soul that each of your comments tear..
Kathy. 'What?' Can I use one of your hair clips. 'Why?' Cause mine broke. 'Whatever...'.
Did ya hear the joke about the Oppusian that- Oh wait your that Oppusian......
Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.
Cut cut I cut my skin, My soul has rotted from within. I feel the blood come down my arm, I think about why I do this self harm. I wish I was different, I want to stop it.
I Love Anymore Don't You.
Roses are red Violets are violet If you call them blue I'm going to get violent..
On Sunday at church I'm going to give all my friends lollipops shaped like hearts that have a note that says, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.'.
I googled google and it said that 'google isn't a word'.
Is it bad when laughing makes you want to die?.
Lying to yourself to keep yourself sane. Believing the lies because its the only way. Trusting its the only way so that you don't break. Wishing that you broke so you didn't have to lie.
Sadness usually follows my silence like death follows the grim reaper....
You laugh when you want to cry. You smile when you want to die. You talk when you want to shut up. You walk when you want to jump. To jump up and down and claw your skin.
You don't want anyone to see how you feel, so you hide your feelings... Later on you wish that you didn't hide them so well..
Have you ever felt so sad that you thought sadness was a monster. Have you ever felt so sad you wished the monster would swallow you and end your life?.
Everyone knows you, but they don't understand you..