A Pleasant Story
"I'll be over in a minute, sweetie." she said in her suductive voice and then hung up.
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Madison
"I'll be over in a minute, sweetie." she said in her suductive voice and then hung up.
@kariss is a bitch.
What does sex sound like. A liquid being shoved into a small hole, bed springs squeaking, groans and moans, slapping, oh yeahs.
Mom walks in on her daughter giving her boy friend a blowjob. Mom: What the hell are you doing!. Daughter: Eatin' a snack. Boyfriend: Come join us Mrs. Cody. We like hairy twats and tits....
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other. See ya next month!!.
Hey, we seriously need some more adult jokes. I crave that nasty dirty shit!!.
What did the condom say to the penis. Cover me, I'm going in!.
Hihihihi.