Success
There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything you know..
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Stories by @Kun (23)
Strip Club And A Circus
Q: what's the difference between a strip club and a circus. A: a circus is full of cunning stunts..
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Did You Notice First Time?
After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain doesn't inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice twice..
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Best Quote
"that's what." -she.
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Good Idea?
Opuss peeps; what are your thoughts on this idea: Write on a brick in caps the following message: "By accepting this brick through your window, you accept it as is and agree to my disclaimer of all...
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People
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't..
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Wordplay
I. Do. Not. Know. Where. Family. Doctors. Acquired. Illegibly. Perplexing. Handwriting. Nevertheless. Extraordinary. Pharmaceutical. Intellectuality. Counterbalancing. Indecipherability.
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Constraints
Writers working under tight restrictions produce novel material - like, for example, epigrams employing backward alphabetisation..
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Evils
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before..
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Give A Man A Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks..
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Sad, But True
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed. -Mark Twain.
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Love
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at then in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing..
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Go
When nothing goes right,,, Go left..
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Pacman
Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music..
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No Limits
There's no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else..
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Memo To Boss
I'd ask you to screw yourself but you'd probably delegate that to me too..
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Think Of A Vegetable
Any vegetable. Focus on the first vegetable that comes to your mind. Wait for it... .... ... Are you thinking of a Carrot. // Like if you did. :).
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My Problem With OCD
It needs to be CDO..
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If
IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait...
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Fairy tales
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a princess who lived happily ever after. ~The End~ #Proof that fairy tales do end..
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Typography
Just started using Opuss. Love the typography. Makes you want to keep reading. And reading. And... A few more words later.
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Chinese Proverb
A man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways is going to Bangkok..
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My Motto
You can never grow a tree just by watering it for a day..
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