@mymateoli

Walking The Dog

Isn't it awkward when you're walking your boy dog and someone asks, oh, what is HER name??.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye • Try taking the spoon out first.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, I've gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit... • you're crackers.

@Twilightianalex

Opuss. Your AMAZING..

@Twilightianalex

Me Yay.

556- opuss's 43- following 70- followers 65- rank That's me guys. 19th June 16.33 (4:33) 71% battery charge in my phone. Random..

@KitKat

My Granny's Last Words

Some of you may have heard this song. It means so, so much to me as it was my beloved grandma's last words.

@Bwmillgate12

Eastenders and neighbours

I like Eastenders and neighbours.

@skinnylove

•Lust•

Kiss my neck Bite me Pull my hair Trace my spine Hold me down Put your hands on me Be rough Tug on my clothes Use your tongue Make me moan Don't stop till I'm shaking.