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Quitting

How much grit do you think you’ve got. Can you quit a thing that you like a lot.

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Never

I never put my things away. I never dust my room. I never fix the things I break. I never use a broom. I never take the garbage out. I never buy the food.

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Addiction Devil

Well, it's nice to finally meet you. I've been waiting for your call. I've noticed you've been crying, And, I've watched you pace the halls. Whatever has been hurting you, I can make it disappear.

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Hiding In The Closet

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks.

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False Image

I don't like the ranking aspect of Opuss. I think it takes away the ethos of a love of words and is simply a competition..

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Meany!!

My rowing coach just emailed and said: "Because it's Christmas, I'll move tomorrow's session from 8am to 10am." Wow. How kind..

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Ah, Cheers

Sometimes our lives go round in circles and all we have to do is go on Opuss, read a poem and suddenly our hearts are filled we joy, peace, and unity. And I have you, the many Opussians to thank.

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My Magical Discovery

I have no idea how to explain this but I'll give it a try. Here we go. Good luck. Sometimes in life we have a lot of time on our hands and we get thinking. It's just what we do.

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Christmas Time

Christmas is more than a day in December. It's all of those things that we love to remember. Its carolers singing familiar refrains. Bright coloured stockings and shiny toy trains.

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At Last I Can Read

I used to need somebody To sit and read to me. I'd look at every page they read And listen carefully.

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Eyes

The eyes are windows of the heart Wherein transparency will show A myriad feelings to impart From where in sadness, tears do flow.

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Heartbreak

Do you know a life of loneliness and one filled with pain Living a life with nothing to gain Surrounded by darkness Overwhelmed with shame A life without peace with no one to blame.

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Dump Tradition

I think people need to ask themselves why they don't have turkey the rest of the year and they'll find the answer is because it's boring and tasteless!!.

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Stone Soft

Love this:. I am a statue that bleeds. A rock that breathes. I see you fall, and reach out while frozen in place. My cold heart beats vitally. For the objects of my devotion.

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Rain. Beautiful.

Love when it's raining outside but you're tucked up in bed, listening to the pitter-patter on the windows.

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The Wasp Factory

Has anyone read "The Wasp Factory" by Ian Banks and thinks it's totally insane?.

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Why Oh Why?

Not feeling the Christmas vibes yet. Not sure why. Could be because it isn't cold :( DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!.

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Sorry

How do I tell you I'm sorry With a gesture, a look, a touch. How is it I never realized I hurt you so very much. I do not ask forgiveness, A comfort I'll never deserve.

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Confusing English!

I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough. Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, lough and through. Well done.

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The Other Ones

Some find The Light in literature; Others in fine art, And some persist in being sure The Light shines in the heart.

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Fat Cat

My cat, no Lassie, looks at me With eyes whose green tranquility Could watch me drown as long as she Had just been fed.

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Is Is

"Is is. There is no distinction between ideology and image. One. He records his name on a gold medallion. Two. The philosopher must say is. The world is legion. The self is a suffering form. Is is.

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Questions, Questions...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?.

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Lucky

Quick, fun poetry: I told my mom I'd go to work If she would go to school. She thought that trading places once Just might be kind of cool.

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Riddle

Pretty easy but funny how many get it wrong: "What's red and smells like blue paint?".

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Depression. Solved.

I've noticed many of you seem depressed at the moment so here's a quote you should try out tomorrow:.

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Hmmm?

Surely if Cinderella's shoe fitted her, it wouldn't have fallen off....

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Sadness. Selfishness. Pain.

A homeless man died recently in my town. Many people have showed their grief but how many helped him in his life. Very few. Think and be generous. It's Christmas..

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Copy Cats.

Have a look at the top Opusses of all time. None are original. That's sad. What does that tell us about how we live our lives?.

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Teenagers, Eh?

What do you call it when the hurt is in your soul. When you smile and laugh but you know its all a show. When you feel like you've hit your all time low.

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My Love For Winter

I would like to decorate this silence, but my house grows only cleaner and more plain. The glass chimes I hung over the register ring a little when the heat goes on.

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Wonderful. Thank You

I've always wanted a place where I can express my love for life without some idiot getting in the way. Cue Opuss..

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Paradise.

Heaven. A good book, a blanket, a fire and a hot chocolate. Perfect..

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Teaching = Corruption

Let's be honest, all teachers base their grades on favouritism. It's up to you whether that's good or bad..

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New Meaning

New meaning: "tinker" = an Irish intellect.

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Gingers

Being ginger helps. If you're ever lost, someone can easily find you..

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Change Keeps Life Exciting

Change is the law of life. And those who only look to the past or present are certain to miss the future..

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How Am I A Stalker?

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid. She thinks that I'm following, or even stalking her. Every time she hears a noise in the house she feels…purified. Oh, wait: petrified.

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Any rowers here?.

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Ah, good old rainy England.

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Design

If you saw a watch in a barren field, you'd think it was designed. Same goes for the universe.

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Jesus wept..

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The Italian Man Who Went To Malta

Absolute classic (remember the Italian accent when you read!) One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big hotel. In a morning I go down to eat a breakfast.

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Great, Just Great

What could be better than being beaten up on your first day back to school?.

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…eh

Who's got school tomorrow?.

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That one person who makes your life worth living x.

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Just Won't Do

Swearing, because calling someone a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins just won't do.

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Simples

The less you care, the happier you will be.

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Getting Your Way

Pestering someone until they give in.

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CRUUUNCCH…

That awkward moment when you eat something crunchy during a quiet part of a film.

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Milk

The guy who discovered milk…what was he doing with the cow?.

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Be A Bus Driver

"Do you want to die alone?" "No" "Then be a bus driver".

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Go On, Give It A Go

If you never try, you'll never succeed x.

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Can't Admit It

Realising you're wrong in the middle of an argument, but continuing to argue.

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Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair..

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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -Winston Churchill.

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Have Faith In Yourself

Everything you do makes a difference; you just have to believe in yourself.

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The Future Is In Your Hands

The best way to predict the future is to create it. x.

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Blackadder

Let's not forget, Baldrick, that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head..

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Smile

A simple smile can brighten up my entire day <3.

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"Cause you are beautiful in every single way" x.

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"You're in the arms of the angel, may you find some comfort here" <3.

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Anyone heard of a happy cave?.

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Blood, Sweat And Tears

The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.

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Told You So!

There's always some satisfaction in proving someone wrong, admit it!.

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Ah…fail

I'm unique. Just like everyone else..

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Where Did It Go?!

Last night, I lay in my bed, looked up at the stars and thought, where the heck is the ceiling.

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THAT is Love

"You come to love, not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.".

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Sorry? Sorry?…Mmm

When I don't understand someone repeatedly, my mind just says: "Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.".

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Not For You!

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!".

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I like cheese..

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Life, Don't Waste It

Your time is limited so don't go around wasting it by trying to be someone else- it's your own. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out yours.

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First Come, First Served

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.".

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I Didn't Do It!

"Did you do it?" "No. …Wait, what didn't I do?".

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BACON!!…yeah

Money can't but happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close.

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The annoying truth that when you do something right, everyone forgets but when you do something wrong, no one forgets.

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'The Help'

'The Help' is such an amazing film and compares very respectably to the truly genius novel.

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A Little Help If You Will

Anyone have any ideas how to win a girl's heart?.

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Cockiness? Nah!

"I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.".

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Ah…should've thought about that

I bought a car recently. Nothing fancy, pretty simple, you know, got me from A to B. Too bad I live in Kew….

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Well, duh!

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants.".

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Noughts And Crosses

The 'Noughts and Crosses' series by Malorie Blackman is a must read. Truly gripping novels revolving around the atrocities of racism and sexism with some romance and adventure thrown in.

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I Need Music…

I've noticed the music on my iPod is, quite frankly, ancient. Any good albums/songs. Any genre really but NOT DUBSTEP!.

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Love, Why Do You Have To Be So Crushing?

Don't you really hate it when you love this one person passionately but you know that they will never love you.

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United Love

To love is not to look at one another but to look, together, in the same direction.

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The Power Of Lies

The terrible reality of today's corrupt society "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.".

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True Friendship

I stumbled across a very inspirational quote this week about true friendship- a rarity in modern society: "A friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down.".

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Saving Water? Nope!

Right, so we're not allowed to use hose pipes, but we can go back and forth as many times as we like with buckets of water. I thought the idea of this ban was to SAVE water; I was obviously wrong!.

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