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LaUrEnRiChEnS
Meeeooow! >.<
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I really don't care....
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The Truth Never Lies
People cant change the truth... But the truth can change people.
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Sadness touches everyone. Even the ones who shouldn't be sad..
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Day by day nothing seems to change, but when you look back everything is different..
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The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything..
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Im never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place..
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Music is my life... ... And the lyrics are my story.
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When I was 5 years old, my mum always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy".
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I dont believe in coincidence or luck. I belive in God.
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Everyone wants happiness... ...nobody wants pain... ...but you cant have a rainbow without any rain...
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:'( Don't cry because its over, : ) smile because it happened..
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One boy... ... Thousand feelings.
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There are things we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we cant live without but have to let go..
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When someone asks if you're okay, and you just say you are; because you don't want to tell them why you're not ....
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They say that Hate is a strong word, but so is Love; so don't just say it to mess people around..
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!¡!Internet!¡!
Imagine what life would be like if the whole internet crashed... ...People running through streets, shouting 'whats the answer?' (and then shouting YAHOO when they find the answer).
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Friend: Your parents are so nice. Me: No, only cos you are here....
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Mum: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" Child:"What, the place where my T.V, comfy bed and my phone is. Okayy".
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Im okay with maths, but not when then alphabet is involved >.<.
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Wheelchair...
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes..
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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have. Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown ..
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God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear and two eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart. Probably because he wants you to look for the the other one….
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One leg out- perfect; until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall..
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Words...
Who ever says words cant hurt you, obviously hasn't ever been hit in the face with a dictionary!.
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Who are you to judge the life I live. I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean....
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Enjoy the little things in life...for one day you'll look back and they were the big things..
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Never try playing leapfrog with a unicorn!!!.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button......
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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment & make it perfect....
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Alarm Zzz
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn't sound like much, but there's only so many times you can press the snooze button..
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Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha choca latte ya ya....
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Did you hear about the Australian who received a new boomerang for his birthday. He spent a week trying to throw the old one away..
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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them :D.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent :).
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Life doesn't always end with a happy ending....
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My <3
nO mAtter hOw fAr I Am.. mY ♥ alwAys tHinKs Of yOu.. It mAy seEm I nEgLect yOu but.. mY ♥ wiLL alwAys cAre fOr yOu.. I knOw One tHing Is fOr dAmn sUre!!!.. mY ♥ Loves yOu and Only yOu.
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Blondes
Blond walks into a PC world looking for curtains, Man said "you don't need curtains for a PC" blond said" but mine has windows and i don't want someone looking in.".
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Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing..
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Oi, don't old people have big ears?.
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This Cant Be True!
... If monkeys eat too many unripe bananas their tongues will turn green : D aha.
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What About My Cat
Y.O.L.O=You Only Live once. But what about my cat. Nine lives huh. Y.O.L.O.E.I.Y.A.C=You Only Live Once Except If Your A Cat :D.
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That annoying moment when you get a text, but you cant remember what you said before. >.<.
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People change an things go wrong, but always remember...life goes on <3.
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When you go to look at a house and the estate is like "this is the bathroom" And Im like "really, I didn't notice!".
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iS"clEan,iNG hEr% Ke?yPAd.
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You speak to me with words and I look at you with feelings..
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Believe in your heart… Follow your dreams… Never give up… Learn what it means..
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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Wishes life came with a REW ◄◄ PLAY ►PAUSE ▌▌STOP █ FF ►►.
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Nothing To Lose
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose..
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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught..
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up..
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Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat..
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I'm Just A Girl. I Love Being Called Pretty, But I'll Never Believe It. I'm Not Always Right, But I Hate Admitting I'm Wrong. I'm Almost Always Smiling, But It's Not Always Real.
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Appreciate everything you have, because one day you could loose it all..
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Brunette:I'll be the first brunette to step on Mars. Ginger:And I'll be the first ginger to step on Venus. Blonde:Well I'll be the first blonde to step on the Sun. Brunette:But… you'll burn.
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Like If You Agree<3
The definition of 'beautiful' does not require the word 'skinny'..
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That awkward moment when you're trying to be totally serious but something makes you laugh. :P.
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Never cry for that person who doesn't know the value of your tears….
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"Incorrect email or password".... .... Tell me which one then.
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Hate It When...
I hate it when I see someone I know in the supermarket and they are like "hey what are you doing here" and I'm just like "Oh yeh, I'm just hunting elephants".
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Atleast once in your life you've tried to drink out of a bowl like a dog :D.
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Girls N Boys
Girl 1:Omg. you're so pretty Girl 2:Aww, thankyou. So are you. Boy 1:Dude. You're handsome. Boy 2:Are you gay?.
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Rule No1
When my friend comes over: Rule no1; I'm player 1.
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I miss the days when homework was just colouring....
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I wonder what my dog would say if he could talk. o.O.
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Stick with the friends who saw you when no one else did..
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Play the moments Pause the memories Stop the pain Rewind the happiness.
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Like if you've ever pushed a door that says pull :D.
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Like If This Has Ever Happened To You!
That really annoying moment when you're sat in the cinema, waiting for the film to start and then a human giraffe comes and sits in front of you..
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I hate it when I forget to press 'send' and I'm sat there like an idiot waiting for a reply!.
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Hate Teachers Like This!!
Teacher: "You owe me 5 minutes of your lunch time!" Student: "Yeah. You owe me 6 years of my life!"..
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Mum: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" Child:"What, the place where my T.V, comfy bed and my phone is. Okayy".
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!Millionaire!
If everytime I called out "MUM", I gave her a single penny. She would be a millionaire, and I wouldn't have any..
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If you have anything to say, say it to my face. Im sorry, but I haven't taught my back to talk yet!.
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That awkward moment when you something in a safe place so you don't lose and then you forget where that safe place is..
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Like If You Did This :)
When I was little, I faked being asleep so I'd get carried to bed..
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*phone vibrates at home* =you can barely hear it. *phone vibrates at school* =fucking earthquake!.
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That moment when you see your best friend talking to some you don't like. :o.
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My parents assume every person I talk to is my boyfriend!!.
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Y. O. L. O
You only live once, but if you work it out right, once is enough. <3.
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I got banned from Waterstones today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf..
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I've just bought a border collie.The one I already had wasn't bored enough..
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Everything is so much funnier when you're not aloud to laugh :D.
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The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories..
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I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now..
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WHEN WORDS FAIL, MUSIC SPEAKS!.
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Wikipedia-i know everything. Google-i have everything. Facebook-i know everybody. Internet-without me, you are all nothing. Electricity-keep talking, b*tches..
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I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later..
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Teacher: "why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: "why are you teaching during my conversation?".
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Eventually all the pieces fall in to place, Until then, Laugh at the confusion, Live for the moment And realise that everything happens for a reason.
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People say "dont slip on that banana" but i have never actually seen anyone fall over a banana skin!!.
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Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold….
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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment & make it perfect....
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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Let the sun shine....
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“There would be nothing to frighten you if you refused to be afraid." >>Gandhi<<.
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While you're busy trying to fit in, i'm going to stand out. >>Wiz Kallifa<<.
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When you're talking to someone and you don't understand them you're like "what, pardon, ahhh, yeah".
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