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There was once a spider it moved its long hair leg one after the other. It walked with a limp because a cruel child had ripped of one of its legs.
Light
It's not really a joke but I thought it was funny. I was sat on the train and the light from the sun shone I my phone. I moved it around so the light appeared in front of some old people.
Why?
When your in the car on the m4 and there's a traffic jam and you see people doing things they wouldn't want you to see like picking their nose. And they stare at you and you wave back at then.
First Joke I Ever Told When I Was Younger
Where was the cat when the light went out :)
In the dark.
Drama Queen
Lauren and Alice - we need to talk. Kendra-lyn- ok bout what.