Richard Benyon, the UK's 'Drought minister' was the
subject of a bizarre argument yesterday. Water was supposedly gushing from a pipe in his back garden less than 48 hours from the ban being brought into place. In my opinion, I don't know who could give a shit about this. He left his hose pipe running, hardly news really. But what would be new is " UK drought minister waters grass to cover up corpses he buried the previous night". Maybe that's it, I mean why else would he leave his hose pipe running? Aren't all politicians murders in a metaphorical sense? But maybe this time he took it to the next step and did it for real. Or maybe I'm taking this all the wrong way and the only solution to him leaving the hose pipe running is to go and catch it? You see what I did there?
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