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Clothes Peg

I can't hold on
Oopsies, looks like your blouse has gone...
It's floating down the garden
Catching in the breeze
Oh dear, I've fallen from my freeze
Your trying to retrieve it
But the gail's too strong
Maybe you should have thought instead to buy yourself a thong

LukaB

@LukaB

15, Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty

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@no

@no

Brilliant! So funny, I like this :)

@Nom Thank you 😊

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