Dear Food

@albisher

What looks just like half a loaf of bread. Its other half..

@octon20

Just Eat It!

The ice cream box reads "store in a cool and dry place". Ironically, it always ends up getting stored in a "flexible and dark place" Burp !.

@Diddle

Pie

Just on facebook... Me: yeah, I'm having pie Loo: what's that ?. Me: ... U don't no what pie is?.

@albisher

How do you make a hamburger green. Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!.

@albisher

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer. They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!.

@finzo

What type of cheese isn't yours. Nacho cheese.

@Diddle

Seriously

The eggs we eat are just chicken periods....

@albisher

What is Noah's favorite fruit. Pears (pairs)!.