Boobs
Friends are like boobs Some are BIG, Some are small Some are real, Some are fake.
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Lushee
Hai XD . I live in Ireland :) Ben nd Jerry's is awesome ... So are leprechauns
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... It's True
I don't trip I do random gravity checks.
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Paper ...
Owner comes home to find his dog wrapped in toilet paper ... Owner : What now stop wasting toilet paper . Dog : •__O You use it to wipe your ass !!!.
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... Awkward
That awkward moment when your in the bank everyone's freekishly quite And you begin chocking your guts out ....
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Confuse A Confused Person ...
Jack : How do you confuse a confused person . James : '___O Jack : 7 James : Only brainy people will get this :) muwhahaha.
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#
Getting a present of a tank top and shorts pj set for Christmas #IRONIC.
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O.O
There was thunder and lightening last night .... The lights flickered, Fucking shitting it, I thought the TV was gonna go.
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Watermelons ...
Maths: The only place where someone buys 60 watermelons and no one wonders why ....
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<3<3<3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU just kidding I want to throw a chair at your face.
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OOOO.oooo
They say not to drink and drive ... Well today I was drinking my juice box and riding my tricycle ... I felt SOOOOOOOOOOO DANGEROUS.
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Mummy ?
Kid : Mommy what's in your stomach . Mom : your baby sister . Kid : Do you love her . Mom : Very much . Kid : then why did you eat her ... ?.
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... Whoooops
If you think 7 year of bad luck is to much for breaking a mirror ... Try breaking a condom.
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Untitled
Teacher : If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asked you for 2 how many do you have left . Me: 10 Teacher:.
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:O
But mom .... What if I get kidnapped ?. :{ Trust me they'd bring you back :O.
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Lol
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out so you sit there clapping, like a retarded seal ....
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______
How fast can you guess all these words . 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ ndom 3. F_ _ k 4. P_n_s 5.pu_s_ 6.s_x ----> 1=Books 2=Random 3=fork 4=pants 5=pulse 6=six You got all six wrong didn't you ??.
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Baaaamb !!!
I did not hit you ... I simply high-fived your face.
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Blond Jokes
A blond .... Stared at a carton of orange juice for 30 minutes because it said concentrate Missed the 44 bus so took the 22 bus twice Starved in a grocery store.
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So ??? How Do You Get Outta This One ?
Last year this happend to one of my friends ....
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Mario ...
Don't be racist Be like Mario He's an Italian plumber Created by Japanese people Who speaks English Who looks Mexican ....
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I'm not arguing I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
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Money Isn't Everything
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
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Always Need Protection
Dad "I'm gonna put a hand full of condoms in the glove compartment of the car ...
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Dad Waiting In A Line To See Jurassic Park
"there is no movie good enough for me to wait in a line longer than the run time of the movie. Either we're seeing something else or I'm leaving, and ye you can take the taxi home.".
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On Getting Rescued By A lifeguard At The Beach
Lifeguard : "what were you doing that far out. You can't swim. ...Son you're a good athlete, but I'v seen what you call swimming.It looks like a slow kid on his knees trying so smash ants.".
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On Built-Up Expectations
My friend brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Big let down..
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On Airport Pickup Duties
"My flight lands at nine-thirty on Sunday .... You want to watch what. What the fuck is mad men . I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up.".
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Awesomeeee
Drawsome !!. :).
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Hold Strong :)
Don't you worry your pretty little mind people throw rocks at things that shine and life makes love look hard -Taylor swift.
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10 !!!
Thank you to my followers I didn't even think I'd get 5 but today I have 10 thankies :)xxx.
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Yesssss finally finished study ... and browsing through people's posts:)I'm sooooo tired Lolz.
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Lipgloss:/
I hate heavy, thick, sticky lipgloss especially when mixed with long hair and windy days....
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Humm ??
How do you find out who "mentioned" you in there comment ??. O.o.
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Don't try to understand me, just love meee XP.
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Awesomest
Ben and Jerry's awesomest ice-cream ever !!. what are your guyzes favourites ??. Xx.
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APP'S
I love my bitzens XD anyone have "tiny tower" ??. or "draw my thing" ??. If yuh do yuh can add me :) name is Lushee.
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Aks
That awkward moment when you heard something funny or a awesome joke in school ... But forget the last sentence by the time you get home XP.
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uggh exercise
I really do try to exercise I put on my running shoes... Jogging shorts, and a sweat band Slowly make my way to the front door ...
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Something To Ponder About ...
Question: If a turtle loses his shell is he Naked or Homeless .... ---------- Lushee.
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Don't do it behind the garden gate !!!, Love is blind but the neighbours ain't ..
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