Put smarties tubes on cats legs and make them walk like robots!!!!! Alan Carr!
(Said in a sing songy voice!) Lonely, I'm so lonely, I'm so lonely, That's why I want you to follow me!!. So follow me on opuss and I'll follow you.
Scared, Scared, All alone, No one there, No one at home, Sat under stairs, Crying, Scared....
I was lying in my bed, Think of all the rhyming words I have said, Counting sheep, But then I go eep, Because in the middle of the night, I hear something that gives me a fright.
You say your my God, My florist, My indian takeaway guy, My Chinese takeaway guy, My lover, My dad, My P.E.
Why not ... Waste your life and forget about it in a instance and just float away to the big guy up there.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, you must help me. Doctor: What is wrong. Patient: I have got an hereditary problem. Doctor: What type. Patient: Diarrhoea. Doctor: That's not hereditary.
Always be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them again on your way down!!. Very true!!!!.
Always follow your dreams. Even if you fail it is better to have failed than had never tried. Another one of those sayings that we just don't listen to …but we should..
Treat everyday as if it is your last, because one day you will be right. - By Jethroe ( but they it is my Grampy's favourite and we always says it!).
How do you tell someone something they don't want to hear?. I have asked many people on what they think about this question but none of there answers are right.
There is 3 boys the first boy was called Tom, 2nd Luke and the 3rd boy called Martin are all at a water park. They have just found the best slide ever.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. TALK, TALK, TALK. We talk but not as much as some people. I bet we all know someone who talks and talks. 'PLEASE JUST SHUT UP!' I said in my head. She kept on going on and on.
Today is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow. But just remember don't wish your life away because before you know it, it will be over. Live every moment of your with joy and don't waste it!.
Everybody is everybody no matter what people say. People can try and be like you if they want to be but even if they try they will never succeed.
Fail to prepare, Prepare to fail. One of those sayings that your Grampy says that you never listen to!!!… But you should listen to it!.
Family is one of the weirdest things you will ever come across. You love them but you hate them. It's basically a love-hate relationship.
Why can't we eat grass, We would get looked at really weirdly but cows and sheep don't get looked at like that!!. :).