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MattVaux

Matthew Vaux

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MattVaux
2012-04-09T03:55:40

Ripley Scrowle

The Bird of Hermes is my name Eating my wings to make me tame.

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MattVaux
MattVaux
2012-04-09T03:45:34

Crude Limerick

There once was a young woman from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She laid down on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling!.

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