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PERSON I HAVE CRUSH ON, Y U NO NOTICE ME EVER?!.
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McMainstream
Witty bios are for suckers. 15. Eccentric. Loveable. Laughable. Followable?
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The Aftermath
You might have had a cracker of a time last night, but as the morning breaks and the dregs of "what happened last night" or "what did I say" slip through the boozey fog of your mind you'll wish you'd...
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Exercise Videos
You know it's a terrible moment when your exercise video has been playing for about ten minutes and the woman on the screen is like "WOOOO you can do this EXERCISE WOOOO" and you're rolling on the...
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Lovers
My advice to you and your lover and lovers everywhere; they might irritate you and drive you mad, you might argue sometimes, and cry a little even..
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Google Translate
The irony when a language teacher says to you "..and don't even THINK about using google translate, it always gets it wrong!" and you're like "LOL, bitch please, if it was wrong then how is my...
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First World Problems
You spend 2 hours painting your nails meticulously, you're lulled into a false sense of dryness then BAM. You pet the malting black cat and they become decorated in black fur. Curses!.
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iPhone Lovers
Isn't it great how people who don't have an iPhone are always saying "yeah iPhone's are terrible. So expensive and over rated.
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New York, New York
New York is genuinely my favourite city ever.
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Rant 1
How is it, just when things are going just great life always has to be like "LOL, SCREW YOU".
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