Karma

I know it's not very good, but it's an effect of my Writer's Block I'm trying to get rid of and I thought it might make some of you laugh....

Let me introduce you,
To an old best friend of mine,
We've both grown up together,
With our paths both intertwined,
We both are working comrades,
And we both work day and night,
Like evil elves of Santa Claus,
We know who to treat nice,
We seek out those with qualities,
That don't seem very right,
We take a sword of fire,
And start a Karmatic fight,
You see, you'll never have to best us,
If you treat us right,
But be the jerk we know you are,
And we'll show you our might,
It's your turn now,
Don't be afraid,
It's just what you dealt out,
Of course threefold and slightly maimed,
But, eh, who's keeping count,
I'll give you more than karma will,
But let her come up first,
Let's see if karma has it still,
To deal out all the worst,
Good luck, you'll need it,
Very soon,
For in the coming week,
You'll come to face your darkest doom,
I'll come to hear you shriek.