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I was wondering what age group do my followers mostly come from?.
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Mohd100
I procrastinate way too much :-) Twitter: momo_abdi Facebook: Mohammed Abdi Instagram: mohd100. 20 years young.
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I need to get laid -_-.
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Insomnia
Can't sleep :_ anybody want to talk?.
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"What am I going to do?" cried my tearful elderly relative.
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Facade
So many have come to dwell behind a panarchy mask. Lost between the delusive dimensions of identity. Unable to perceive that which is deemed real.
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Always Be True To Yourself
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. -William Shakespeare.
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My Milkshake...
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, how did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?.
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Five Ways To Kill A Man
There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man. You can make him carry a plank of wood to the top of a hill and nail him to it.
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:)
I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get..
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My Path
The sadness is engulfing me The walls are closing in on me Sadness, hurt, and anger permeating the air around me Choking me with their intensity until I'm on my knees No sounds to be heard other than...
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Heartache
Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine.
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Countdown :)
My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't fuck about..
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Urgh!!!
If happy ever after did exist. I would still be holding you like this. And all these fairy tales are full of shit. One more fucking love sing I'll be sick!.
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Courage
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” -Andre Gide.
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100 Followers
Just reached a 100 followers. I dedicate this Opuss to each and every one of you. Thank you for taking the time out to follow me and read my Opuses'. (:.
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Mood Ring
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
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"What we play is life." -Louis Armstrong.
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iPhone
I walked back in the house this morning and said, "I'm sorry for walking out on you.
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Relaxing
Nothing beats a nice cup of tea in front of the fire after a long day (:.
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My New Years resolution: to stop being inappropriately late..
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Cat Obsession (:
The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is totally out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt..
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Top of the morning to you all (:.
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Didn't Share The Popcorn?
My wife turned to me during her mothers funeral and hissed, "When we get home after I'm going to make you fucking pay for this!" For the life of me I couldn't think of what I had done wrong.
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John Watson
Thought I'd quote John Watson seeing as I'm watching Sherlock Holmes.
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Kindness
Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns. Dedicated to: @sarahlaidlaw.
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Venice
You're so stupid you bought a Ferrari in Venice (:.
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The Little Things (:
Realizing the things, that mean so much. Like a thought that puts a smile, on your face, or a simple loving touch. The smell of fragrant flowers, on a breezy Spring day.
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The Human Race (:
You have to admit that the ingenuity and inventiveness of the human race is nothing short of astounding. Look how far we have come. At one time early humans were nomads just walking around naked.
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;)
The burning smell was all around. Locating the source of the burning he grinned as he took it out and put it on a plate A loud crunch as the caramelised object hit the cold ceramic plate.
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Good Morning
Good morning Opuss's. It's a brand new day with new opportunities and challenges. So get a good breakfast in you and seize the day. (:.
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Pine Cones
Did you know pine cones shrivel up when they get wet. Me neither until today. I actually tested this out and it's true.
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Inconvenient
I feel like a lot of the people I'm following or are following me are kids. I have just over 80 followers and I feel like the majority of them are under 15 years old.
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Meow!!!
These Opuss notification are giving me a mild myocardial infarction. A cats meow will never sound the same again..
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Opuss
The App Store had an app EE-I-EE-I-O. With a meow meow here, and a meow meow there. Here a meow there a meow, everywhere a meow meow. The App Store had an app, and Opuss was its namo (:.
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I hate it when I'm unintentionally offensive. It makes all the times I go out of my way to offend people much less meaningful..
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A Bath
The hot water lapping over my body. Silky steam rising from its surface. Oh how it relieves and rejuvenates. Readying one for the new day..
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It's A Good Day (:
Yes, it's a good day for singing a song, and it's a good day for moving along.
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Expectations
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian..
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Breading
I know I said my last Opuss would be my last today but well insomnia is a powerful gatekeeper to sleep. Anyway what I wanted to know is, what is this cat/breading thing.
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عاشر - Tenth
My tenth and final Oposs of the day. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite (:.
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Macbeth
'When our actions do not, Our fears do make us traitors' -Lady Macduff, Act IV, scene II William Shakespeare.
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Pandas
The pandas that were send from China to Edinburgh Zoo have failed to mate. This is how the Daily Mail told it. 'Pandas eat, don't shoot and leave' lol (:.
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The Last Exorcism Cont...
Wow this movie has taking a turn to the worst or rather scary.
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The Last Exorcism
A clever take on exorcism. Brilliantly scary (:.
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Moving On
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson.
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Here's Another Funny (:
I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek..
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Seize The Day (:
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. "Seize the Day, putting as little trust as possible in the future" - Horace.
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One Minute
During his college years, Rogers spent a summer in an Idaho logging camp. When the superintendent had to leave for a few days, he put Rogers in charge.
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It's A New Day (:
Today's a new day, with new opportunities and new challenges. Bring it on!!!.
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Thank You
To my followers. Just like branches in a tree are intertwined, so have become our lives. The snipers of your lives that you great people have shared are like fallen leaves.
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Doc Brown
Just watched the comedic talent that is Dan Brown, he's truly a class. If you're looking for a laugh he's your man. Simply brilliant (:.
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Lupe Fiasco - Words I Never Said
It's so loud inside my head With words that I should have said As I drown in my regrets I can't take back the words I never said I can't take back the words I never said I really think the war on...
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Sometimes you have to let go, even of it kills you inside..
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Nature Or Nurture?
I'm a psychology student, and I've always found the Nature/Nurture debate a very interesting one. What do you, my fellow Opuss's think. What makes a person who they are.
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Nibbles
I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..
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الحمد لله.
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"Plunge boldly into the thick of life, and seize it where you will, it is always interesting" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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Here's A Riddle :-)
You are walking down a road, and you come to a fork, where you meet two brothers. These brothers are identical in all aspects, except one may only tell the truth, and one can only tell lies.
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Anger
"Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding" -Mahatma Gandhi.
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I think I'm going to call it a night. Goodnight my Opuss friends and sweet dreams :).
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A man once said: - "Death smiles at as all. All a man can do is smile back".
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You
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. I shall never let you go, for you have shown me happiness, true happiness that hath no equal. You are perfection personified.
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'Don't wait for someone to give you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul'.
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Bored :(
Can anyone recommend a good movie to watch?.
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Inspiration
Inspiration: (noun) - A divine influence directly and immediately exerted upon the soul..
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Here's Another Funny :-)
A man wake into a shop and wants to buy a Kitkat, so he asks the woman behind the till ' Can I have a Kitkat, Chunky' so the woman brings him a KitKat Chunky.
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Mexico
Mexico has been hit with the second Earthquake in 12 hours. Keep them in your prayers :(.
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Good Mafternoon everybody :-).
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Well I'm going to call it a night, I'm so glad I found this little gem of an app. Anyways Goodnight my fellow Opuss's or is it Opusses. Hmm, I'm sure I'll get it soon. Ok I'm going now bye :).
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Family Guy :-) Haha never fails to amuse!!.
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Here Is A Funny :-)
I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.
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"Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself" -Robbert Green Ingersoll.
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"Manners maketh man".
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Fake Britain
Sad to see how scammers pray on people's hopes and fears and suck every penny from them. Be on your toes. BBC One 7.30-8.00.
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When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07?.
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Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
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As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of..
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"A clever man commits no minor blunders" Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege..
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