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MrCptWhiskers

Self loathing, egotistical, incredibly pretentious and never completely satisfied

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-12-05T08:43:10

3:30 AM

Despite my previous post about the top 10 the current #2 #HeatherAnne could get it from me any time she wants just sayin ;).

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-24T23:42:59

The 30 Day Slave Of Nature

Every morning my nostalgic sheets are splattered in stained glass I revel until I rebel, I run away a mosaic stumbling over my own nature into the deteriorating sun, I fade into a ghost of what I was...

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-18T03:06:04

Brown Paper Bag

It starts with A leap from static, vaguely an arm slivers between hard rock painted mystically orange above a deranged infinite abyss a spiraling downward the unknown reach for the surely bone...

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-14T05:09:14

American Dream

This morning I woke up covered in my own star spangled semen, I must have blacked out from the alcohol or the stress it was a race with a photo finish, I recovered and continued to drag my hair...

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-05T00:26:57

Goose Feather Syndrome

A schizophrenic masturbation i could barely get it up a repugnant worn pussy, scarred on her impossibly ugly ass "There is too much time to die happy" she said with a monotone snarl as if she had...

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-04T23:56:51

Inflation

I just joined opuss and I enjoy some of the poems and jokes but i mainly joined because its a pretty unpopular forum for art.

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MrCptWhiskers
MrCptWhiskers
2012-11-03T03:48:59

Fag

Through monocle man I cure manicured words , we-are-herds, guided because guys did guide us to guild, beneath behemoth expectation it be he must occur, the birth of the ego burn the place we go burn...

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