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MrKazan

Hey all. I'm 12 years old and enjoy cycling (mountain and road), running (800m is my race), music (not lessons), art (mostly drawing), and technology.

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MrKazan
MrKazan
2012-09-09T20:31:05

New Blue Goo

We'll find something new to do now. Here is lots of new blue goo now. New goo. Blue goo. Gooey. Goeey. Blue goo, New goo. Gluey. Gluey. Gooey goo for chewy chewing.

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MrKazan
MrKazan
2012-09-09T20:19:28

Take The Stage

A.K.A Mr. Wretch. And your up next.

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MrKazan
2012-09-09T20:07:11

And I thought my jokes were bad...

Joker: How 'bout a magic trick. ( Pulls out a pencil and sticks it in the table). Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. (Joker slams thugs head into the pencil and kills him). Joker: Ta-daa.

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MrKazan
2012-04-26T20:35:40

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'I guess I get lucky sometimes' 'Not luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.'.

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T20:12:09

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If it weren’t for the fact that the PC and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. Joey Adams.

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T20:10:45

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To all men who say: “A woman’s place is in the kitchen,” just remember that’s where the knives are kept. Anonymous.

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T16:20:36

MARRIAGE

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Anonymous.

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T16:19:06

LOL means Lots Of Love

My mom thinks LOL means “Lots of Love”,so she texted me: “Our dog died LOL”..

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T16:17:40

I'M MY OWN BOSS

I was in a taxi when the driver said “I love my job. I’m my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!”. I said “Great. Now take a left here!" Anonymous.

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MrKazan
2012-04-24T16:08:28

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Sorry guys that I've been off Opuss for a while, just to let you know I will be posting regularly again..

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MrKazan
2012-04-15T14:07:06

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Identify your problems but give your power and energy to solutions. Tony Robbins.

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MrKazan
2012-04-15T14:05:15

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Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners. Robert T. Kiyosaki.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T16:43:21

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A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.' Barack Obama.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T16:26:10

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A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. Mark Zuckerberg.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T12:05:09

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You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying. Unknown.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T11:32:40

A POISON TREE

I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T11:25:44

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After all to the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Albus Dumbledore.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T11:22:32

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It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Albus Dumbledore.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T11:14:51

LAST TIME

One moment to another A world to be discovered And now it's my turn to fly Let this be the last time I say goodbye.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T10:49:29

CONSEQUENCE

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. John Ruskin.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T10:39:13

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T10:37:08

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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character.

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MrKazan
2012-04-14T01:33:59

TRUE

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Bill Gates.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:57:19

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Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Albus Dumbledore.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:54:24

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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Dr Suess.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:38:57

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We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. Albus Dumbledore.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:36:39

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It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. Albus Dumbledore.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:10:16

Yesterday, Tomorrow, and Today

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why it is called the present..

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T23:04:46

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Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional. We cannot avoid pain, but we can avoid joy. Tim Hansel.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T22:44:27

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"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.". - Plato. "Plato was a bore.". - Friedrich Nietzsche. "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.". - Leo Tolstoy.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T22:30:44

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T13:28:22

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It is better to travel well than to arrive. The Buddah.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T13:06:36

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Curiosity killed the cat. But the cat never really died..

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T12:53:38

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In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. Shing Xiong.

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T12:43:45

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Q: What's a football managers' fav half-time snack. A: A gaffer cake..

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MrKazan
2012-04-13T12:33:10

DUCT TAPE

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Carl Zwanzig.

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